Battles  REALSNAKEYEZ vs Slimenim

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Slimenem,
  • Let me clear my thoat to remove the phlegm.
  • I'm bout to show you where true lyricism stems.
  • I'm not a familiar opponent so don't compare me to them.
  • If you're really Em, where's your vocabulary.
  • I need some thoughtful words to write in your obituary.
  • In your lyrica l death, I'll be sure the parents are the beneficiaries.
  • Cause I don't want to go to court to face the judiciary
  • system, I rather not go into detail.
  • You call yourself a rapper but you're probably working in retail.
  • And I'm not talking about secret service.
  • Feel free to quit if you have the sudden urges.
  • You should change your name to Rap God.
  • Cause I'm gonna do what the good book said and spoil the rod.
  • If you're really Em, can I have your autograph?
  • Please stop making me laugh.
  • Ill wait till later on to reveal your shady aftermath.
  • Can I compete with you? Don't evenbother to ask.
  • Ill reduce you to straight rubble and bury your ass.
  • If you think your half decent it's still a tall order and impossible task.
  • I don't mean to be rash.
  • But I have to get rid of you in a flash.
  • Don't care if it's nonprofit or a prize for cash.
  • After this you probably won't like me or be too fond.
  • But you need to contact the real Marshall Mathers to get u a response.
  • You probably don't have his number, go get you the yellow pages.
  • My lyricism is a grown ass man, yours still in infantile stages.
  • If you reply to this, you're simply outrageous.
  • You a fool for thinking that your courageous.
  • You better off swimming with sharks cause I'm just too dangerous.
  • Sooner or later, my career is gonna blow up.
  • And I won't sit by this phone waiting for you to show up.
  • By the time you read this, your stomach will be twisting like garlic knots.
  • Cause I can create lyrical ingenuity on the spot.
  • And don't waste your thoughts, excuses like I forgot.
  • I can envision having a breakdown in a parking lot.
  • Dont perpetrate please save your threats.
  • Don't talk to your friends or place no bets.
  • This is not all I got please hold your breath.
  • I'm tortue with words in a slow, painful death.
  • Give me my respect!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm not em
  • Fuck it, I'm a 5'4 120 pound Slimenim
  • Battle ha ha, I planned to stop but I guess I'm gonna keep killing em'
  • Condemn this the same way they spray away paws aye.
  • Chi-Chi on my Wee-wee while I go ski, you better go find a bitch.
  • I switch my pitch you snitch
  • Minor-language no bitch super saiyan.
  • Do you understand what I am sayin'
  • The stand in the underworld.
  • Pearl Harbor. Pearl Pearls.
  • Gold Twirls. Fuck your urge to battle me it's urgent that I respond to this emergency.
  • Don't you see
  • I fuck me no fuck you no fuck me let repeat
  • your about to make above a 3 peat.
  • feet massage with no foot,
  • penis massage,
  • combo barrage
  • knee massage
  • Barrel camouflage
  • Flip a table fuck your wall.
  • I'll brawl if it could ball
  • but no it can't in high winds it will just fall.
  • I recall the next call during the stall I can't just stall this call
  • Might as well say bye to the mall that I bombed bye y'all.

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