CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'mma open the door and let you in
• Five seconds later I'mma shoot you in the back of the head
• That's pretty much how this battle is going to end up
• With me making humping gestures over your dead body and saying stupid shit like, "I'm fuck'n your face" and grunting like a caveman
• Battling me be like digging your own grave man
• Dig yourself all the way to China you fuck'n bald-face vagina
• I'm that Porterhouse at the Ritz compared to your burnt meatloaf at a Nebraska truck-stop
• Extra spit
• You think your big mouth is a vessel for wordplay
• (Game show buzzer)
• Wrong... It's more like an asshole where big turds stay
• Bacteria
• You're not an assassin
• You're a fruit with no passion
• A designer without fashion
• Put on these high heels you fuck'n duck-walk'n dick wart
• You're totally number one
• Yeah... Number One Pig Snort
• You're the type to go to Walmart and pay to get your picture taken
• I saw that portrait of you holding a gerbil by its tail while you're standing in front of a sunset backdrop
• Butt naked
• Truth be told... Walmart portraits are actually gangster as fuck
• So I'mma give you your props
• But that's where it stops
• It stops where it started
• The day you fell out of your mom
• Right after she farted
• Oooooooooh!
• The crowd bouncing around like a bunch of fuck'n maniacs
• Me jizzing
• You getting blasted across the auditorium
• Me getting arrested for jizzing too hard
• You having to wait for hours until the fire department arrives with a giant spatula to scrape you off the wall and hose all the jizz off
• Me being bailed out by your mom
• You coming home to me fucking your mom doggy style
• Me looking at you confused, "wait a second dude..." (bed still squeaking and your mom still moaning) "you still live at home with your moms?"
• I'm just play'n
• It's all in the spirit good fun
• No disrespect to your mom, for real
• Puts hand out Stand By Me style
• "Skin it"
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