CHALLENGER'S RAP

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• Bitch, I was there when you were created
• I was standing over yo mom stark naked
• I didn't know why I spent that time I wasted
• Yo mom's so ugly, my rep she tainted
• I regret it all cause my time is sacred
• And worst of all it ended in you, kid
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• You say It ain't possible, cause we're the same age
• you don't understand all my power, the list wouldn't fit on one page.
• Nigga, if you went through all my shit, you'd become a damn sage.
• And come out spittin' fire from your fists like a goddamn mage.
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• Oh, and here's the best part,
• when I was done with yo mom, i broke her slut heart.
• I ran from with nothing but a shoppin' cart
• And she says I shot her with a ten inch dart.
• But that was just my dick, she isn't very smart.
• I don't need her whore ass, I can get more at bargain mart
• I better get goin' shoppin', i need that head to start.
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• If you thought I was done
• you got another thing coming, son
• You'll be on your ass faster than if you were shot from a gun
• You know you want to go, so just give me a reason
• And i'll have you runnin' faster than a deer in huntin' season.
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• I thought you knew better than to tussle with me
• you push my buttons any longer, bitch, you'll be history
• You wouldn't exist if yo mom wasn't so damn thirsty
• your dad might not even be me, it could be any from one to thirty
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• And now I finish you off
• with an of course I'm not your pops
• I never slept with your ma back then
• That only started yesterday, and soon it'll stops
• Then maybe you'll see who's callin the shots.