Battles yoyoman vs EggMongerer
RULES
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Egg monger....
- I don't know what that means, but this kill will be wronger
- I'll give you diabetes cause' I'm friends with Willy Wonka
- Judging by your name, you were born out an ass and almost got killed by the gas
- I'll conquer this mongerer and capitalize this round as a currency in this monopoly state
- I'll anchor the battle against this wanker as Dr Banner before I turn things around with Hulk's spanner
- Or I'll place you in an abandoned manor and hope the detectives find the body a preserved hamper
- and thats probably the right manner I'll get this match done
- Well son, call me a smooth criminal like Jack-son
- The suspect wasn't predictable and the evidence left was very minimal
- Syringe left full of chemicals, toxins will likely be used for restitute or the remaining food
- You better off playing sunny shiny, your bars fell off the wall like humpty dumpty
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Quick, while I'm blind, let me tickle your feet
- It's symbolic of your defeat when you curdle next to my feet
- It's hardly worthy to be called a feat
- Next I'll beat you with my beet
- Until you fall back in your seat
- Dropping hot water on your head ,call it crete
- like daedalus in the labyrinth ,hear a bleat
- Then I'll take a sheep and reap it and keep it
- And eat it discreetly completely until I sleep