Battles  yoyoman vs EggMongerer

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This battle ended in a tie.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Egg monger....
  • I don't know what that means, but this kill will be wronger
  • I'll give you diabetes cause' I'm friends with Willy Wonka
  • Judging by your name, you were born out an ass and almost got killed by the gas
  • I'll conquer this mongerer and capitalize this round as a currency in this monopoly state
  • I'll anchor the battle against this wanker as Dr Banner before I turn things around with Hulk's spanner
  • Or I'll place you in an abandoned manor and hope the detectives find the body a preserved hamper
  • and thats probably the right manner I'll get this match done
  • Well son, call me a smooth criminal like Jack-son
  • The suspect wasn't predictable and the evidence left was very minimal
  • Syringe left full of chemicals, toxins will likely be used for restitute or the remaining food
  • You better off playing sunny shiny, your bars fell off the wall like humpty dumpty

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Quick, while I'm blind, let me tickle your feet
  • It's symbolic of your defeat when you curdle next to my feet
  • It's hardly worthy to be called a feat
  • Next I'll beat you with my beet
  • Until you fall back in your seat
  • Dropping hot water on your head ,call it crete
  • like daedalus in the labyrinth ,hear a bleat
  • Then I'll take a sheep and reap it and keep it
  • And eat it discreetly completely until I sleep

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