DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm waking up grabbing some cereal
• I'm angered and I'm done with people
• All these rappers sound like seagulls
• I'd rather listen to the Beatles
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• Pour the milk and I'm grabbing a spoon
• Its warm out like the middle of June
• I head into my room
• Turn on Lil Uzi, full volume
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• I wonder where rap went
• What does it even represent
• They talk about money they spent
• Whats the point, where do I begin?
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• Today, rap seems so pointless
• So pointless
• So voiceless
• So pointless
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• I head into the bathroom
• Look in the mirror, full of doom
• I'll never be a mumble buffoon
• Everyone sounds out of tune
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• My rapping is tasteful like berries
• Kill every rapper like Bloody Mary
• I feel like I'm legendary
• My wordplay is magic like I am a fairy
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• See I wanna bring hip hop back
• I don't want it to be wack
• It can also be funny like Jack Black
• But for now, I will attack
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• Today, rap seems so pointless
• So pointless
• So voiceless
• So pointless