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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'mma start it like this
  • You look like Kermit the Frog with sperm on your lips
  • You remind me of a person I'd forget
  • Not special
  • You're a burger with a fly on it
  • An eye with a stye on it
  • You'd wear a brown turtleneck and put a pink tie on it
  • Strange
  • You have dandruff in your eyebrows
  • The back of your underwear?
  • Stained
  • You probably play Monopoly with an imaginary friend and always end up with Broadway and Park Place
  • You're a fart face with your head up your ass
  • How's that fart taste?
  • You're a joke with no punch line
  • A lunch lady with no lunch line
  • Frowny face
  • You totally look like you need a hug with your chin quivering like that
  • Stop wiping snot all over your sleeve like that
  • Why do you inhale twenty cocks when you breathe like that?
  • You look like a couple kisses on Snuffleupagus's buttered up butt biscuits
  • You fuck'n Big Bird look'n ass motha fucka
  • Fuck you

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • This rap battle is blind
  • But I'm lyrical mastermind.
  • Wrapping a pillow around your face
  • Wait to you give weight, just don't hesitate
  • After you die with pain imma hide your body in an alleyway
  • Before anyone finds you I'm already halfway to the highway.
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  • I always land on my feet
  • I guess you can call me a cat that's unleashed
  • Your a disembodied caucus left on the street
  • Let the vultures eat you in your defeat
  • I'm an elite rapper, feel my heat

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