Battles vs BloodlessGekko
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'mma start it like this
- You look like Kermit the Frog with sperm on your lips
- You remind me of a person I'd forget
- Not special
- You're a burger with a fly on it
- An eye with a stye on it
- You'd wear a brown turtleneck and put a pink tie on it
- Strange
- You have dandruff in your eyebrows
- The back of your underwear?
- Stained
- You probably play Monopoly with an imaginary friend and always end up with Broadway and Park Place
- You're a fart face with your head up your ass
- How's that fart taste?
- You're a joke with no punch line
- A lunch lady with no lunch line
- Frowny face
- You totally look like you need a hug with your chin quivering like that
- Stop wiping snot all over your sleeve like that
- Why do you inhale twenty cocks when you breathe like that?
- You look like a couple kisses on Snuffleupagus's buttered up butt biscuits
- You fuck'n Big Bird look'n ass motha fucka
- Fuck you
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This rap battle is blind
- But I'm lyrical mastermind.
- Wrapping a pillow around your face
- Wait to you give weight, just don't hesitate
- After you die with pain imma hide your body in an alleyway
- Before anyone finds you I'm already halfway to the highway.
- I always land on my feet
- I guess you can call me a cat that's unleashed
- Your a disembodied caucus left on the street
- Let the vultures eat you in your defeat
- I'm an elite rapper, feel my heat