CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Remember Way back when
• You know way back then
• Back when I dated your bestfriend
• And you ended up falling for me so you had to pretend
• I mean that’s lower than low but knowing the way you are you didn’t have to descend
• You made me realize what linkin park meant in their song “in the end”
• Dating me was kinda like a trend
• I mean all your friends were doin it so you thought why not try to attend
• I already knew your intentions, you told me we should be best friends, then more
• You wanted to break my heart like your friends did before
• But maybe If you were smart or actually had a brain you would have realized that I’ve fucking been through it all before
• I’ve dated almost all your friends
• Lonely, depressed, anxiety, lemme think if I can think of anymore nope but I’m proud of you cause you almost have four
• I mean the way you talk, people would think that your a lonely sad girl who cuts herself with the razor that she hides in her drawer
• I would say that’s you but we all know that your faking
• My mind keeps mistaking you for a 60 year old man in the middle of awaking
• You said my rapping sucks but I’m pretty sure you confused my job for your life you stupid little bitch
• You say your Mexican but you look like any anime man
• On one hand there’s you and on the other there’s a whore
• Now I can’t even tell which is which
• Ewww, ewww, ewwww you’re face makes me fuckin sick
• Lick, lick, lick, lick, lickin on that dick
• But boy don’t fall for her trick
• She’s a trap, she said it herself she’s got a 10 inch dick
• But I’m pretty sure she got inches mixed up with centimeters
• Cause she’ll always come up a little short when it comes to being bigger than a stick
• Whether your talkin about height or length
• Your birthday is two months away, and two years ago was her tenth
• When I found out I was dating a 12 year old I almost laughed myself to death
• Hold on and lemme catch my breath
• Hold up I was Wondering are you even old enough to know about Mcbeth
• Zach yelled “FUCK YESSSSSS” when I finally said “I broke her”
• And it only took one dumb little song, well here another one let’s see if I can make her even broker
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• Remember way back when
• Yeah way back when
• Remember way back then
• Yeah way back then
• I’ll probably never be happy again
• Never be happy again
• But at least i can laugh knowin you’re datin yo gay best friend
• Datin yo gay best friend
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• Green hair like the joker
• Pale face like a smoker
• If he was a girl he’d probably be wearin a choker
• Got a tiny little dick, might as well as show her
• Btw I was way more happier with yo friend then I ever was with you
• This song is so lit I don’t even think I can top it or even try and continue
• But just watch cause I got an EP comin at you
• And every single song on it will be about you
• You say you regret being my friend
• But I don’t care cause I never really gave a shit in the end
• You said “Maybe we’re better off friends instead”
• And I replied with “maybe we’re just better off dead”
• Cause I’ll be underground laugh my ass off at your boyfriend crying his eyes out next to yo death bed
• Seeing his eyes get all swollen and his face get red
• Ok I’m done with this part even though it’s only the second song on the greatest Ep to come into existence
• But don’t worry cause this isn’t the final sentence