Battles G4_RuiQic_061223 vs Isaacderp7
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey buddy
- Do u suck your mom's spaghetti?
- U sure look derpy
- But u can't afford a spaghetti
- You think you have friends?
- Nah Nah they are just your fake friends
- Do u know what is 'condense'?
- Oh u don't? Eat a chipotle!
- That sure tastes nice
- As u will do when u throw a dice
- Isaacderp?
- More like Issacderp!
- See no difference?
- Probs u are blind
- Go suck a dingling and let the sun go shine!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Blind mode, oh you've gotta be kidding me.
- This pussy's afraid to show his rap, perhaps he'll collapse,
- I'm coming at you with stacks of raps in ALL CAPS!
- It's a supersonic attack, I'll pillage, ransack
- Ya whack hag, I'm a maniac, I'll bring down your whack rap flag with
- 'no slack.
- No caps, I'll bash your grammar in a manner you've never seen before,
- With a hammer and an axe that i'll use to batter your jaw!
- I'll bet ya whole rhyme's filled with gore and vulgarity,
- but i'll chemically break it down with my rap of wits and complexity.
- Brain over brawn, Mind over matter.
- You're a fawn who's been overdosing on shrooms and i'm the mad hatter!
- I'm bitter like a lime, cause', face it,
- it's hard to swallow that i'm better than you, teach ya how to rhyme,
- This little boy gonna challenge his friend,
- Didn't know he was gonna meet his untimely end,
- but for now, imma end it here cause' i don't know what else to say,
- So RuiQic, fuck you and have a nice day.