Battles Trickster vs Evelon
RULES
Let's see which Greenson diss is better, no diss against each other
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Evelon won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 29 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- "Nitro, can you please teach me about the death of Buzz-LightYear?"
- "Here we Go!"
- // Verse One
- Now once upon a time not long ago, there was a rapper who can't scan intelligence,
- "Shit, no dots anywhere!" he finally knew he's irrelevant!
- Meanwhile me and Worm and killing tracks, I never thought Gee- Greenson? Is still with raps
- Suddenly Greenson burst in the battlefield grabbing a pistol in his hand,
- Worm and us took plungers, and plunged it in his ass,
- Now Worm is mad as heck, "How dare you diss my man!"
- So the silly little geenson dropped a diss,
- Then replaced his rhymes with non-chocolate
- So we went back just to see his war waging notices,
- "Pussies you ain't anything, you're all novices!"
- Geenson, I don't even have to diss you,
- Geenson what is your issue?
- // Verse Two
- So I called everyone to meet up at his nest
- Meanwhile Gee made a crazy-ass diss mess
- We hit him twice on the back, stole the mic for the raps, and no shit left,
- uh, Gee show us your talents! You got.. nothing to show?
- Like the old Nazi! But we have at least something to know,
- Hey! Wait! There's something left!
- It's his pedophile declaration text? What a fucking mess,
- Meanwhile his clones kept relying on scanners, even there's nothing to scan
- We should've knew he died by playing fire or fucking with raps
- Meanwhile we're sending spies to check him,
- His scene is wack, and someone said he's also eating mags
- Suddenly someone got an MK11 but forgot to reload it,
- We left with 2 Deexism C4s to lit the fuse, his whole base exploded,
- Suddenly Geenson went in with his helmet cocked in,
- How does he even know we're here? He's stalking?
- Suddenly he blasted a series of typos, seems like that's why he raps like hell with friends
- We just said "Typos" and he struggled to get inside his crap turtle shell again!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Mr. “Geenson”, sorry that we dissed you,
- You seem mad as hell, it seems that you’re pissed too.
- You’re the perfect representation of someone with loose screws,
- The only thing you’d kill is yourself, here’s a tight noose.
- Your bars are automatic? What? They shoot rubber bullets?
- Shoot me bitch, grab the trigger and pull it.
- Right hook or some shit, you can't even throw a punchline,
- Get on my level bitch, I bet you can't even touch mine.
- If you like to edit shit a lot, edit your personality,
- This fucking punk ass little pussy has no originality.
- If you want exposure, jump off a building and make a hit,
- Because lately everything you're putting out's full of shit.
- You dissed the whole group because you liked group activities.
- Tried to get our attention at the cost of your dignity.
- "Gel is an emo bitch!" You jack off to the same crap.
- "Evelon uses sex toys." You're pretty experienced at that.
- "Storm's uncle is a pedophile, and you all too!"
- Bitch, 69's jail cell has more bars than you.
- "Virtuallty, Learn how to spell virtuality!"
- You misspelled your own name, how's that for irony?
- "Storm will give birth to a son and then rape his kid!"
- You either didn't listen to class or had dicks in your eye lids.
- You can't even flow, that's how fucking dense you are.
- Light bending around you, you're the opposite of a star.
- Hold up bitch, I'm not done,
- G.W.G's skill equivalent is less than fucking one.
- Your raps lack mass, but they're fucking deadweight,
- Less content in your rap if it's compared with deep space.
- How about quit rapping and just make shitty edits,
- Make some half assed commissions and shit post on Reddit.
- You think so highly of yourself, self proclaimed artist,
- Posting diss tracks and thinking He's about to win this,
- Supported by friends, unstable and lacking fitness,
- But to be honest his IQ was his dick in inches.