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I'll play as the weak clueless guy who gets dominated In a relationship with a woman. RedRage will play as the opposite guy In contrast.
Max of 24 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm In love with my girlfriend unbreakable the chains bliss
- Like glass she don't know how breakable my face Is
- Used to beat me over the head with a crowbar
- Used to run me over the road with the whole car
- Used to take my money and steal plenty from me
- Used to call me mean names I always said honey
- Used to spit In my food and sometimes pissed on It
- I never got hot she was smoking she's lit off this
- She put herself first I always came out lastly
- I always been sweet to her she did me nasty
- It's unfair that night I caught her In bed cheating
- But It's fair she told me she would before this evening
- Told me my dick was too small I felt atomic
- She fucked Adonis and said the moment was cosmic
- She left tonight with effing pride so I begged In cried
- I begged In tried to make her stay that depressing night
- She smacked me In my face and knock me out unconscious
- All this abuse has really got me out my promise
- Fire cracker anal sex she was the pain In my butt
- Hope y'all Is cracking up she dropped a weight on my nuts
- So when she stole my bank In well being I was crushed
- She was crushing on this chump and that was disgust
- People were telling me to ditch this relationship
- I should of listen before my heart breaks In rips
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Some bitch treated me like I lack 2 balls In my sack
- Golding digging bitch was digging all In my stacks
- Perhaps some wimp can hype a bitch to the greats
- I take no orders I'll put this bitch In her place
- And show her who's boss plus which lines not to cross
- I walk the walk and when I talk she knows not to talk
- I'm the man your the woman the clearer painted
- She tried to wear the pants but I stripped her naked
- I'll fuck yo sweet sister you full of bitter tasted
- A 10 out of 10 dick Is what your sister rates It
- Useless bitches tell me that I'm the hugest dick
- Yet they always getting on It I'm the one who they picked
- I'm an asshole and I get plenty get 20
- Get many get wealthy all dimes forget pennies
- I get Jenny I get Betty plus I get Reggie
- I give wedgies to any chick trying to get messy
- That will happen If she tries to disrespect me
- Neglect me, I got other chicks so I sex each
- Try and fight me like a man raising up so the wild
- Then your fat ass Is getting a spanking just like a child
- Would, If they started acting up you acted
- This ain't theater so quit acting so dramatic
- Broke up with me? no I broke up with you all today
- As I take my dignity and balls and walk away