Battles FINE vs Demonio_Blanco
RULES
Write a rap about poop
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Oopsie! Big poopsie wants a new scoop!?/
- I said scoot over, that's when we heard a weird toot/
- His feared flute, separated the whole group!/
- Blamed it on the soup, though we noticed the soot up on your suit/
- Poopsie. Something I really think you should know?/
- You'll never one up me, you got no skills to give or show!/
- A sad tale will be told, when you're old, and erode/
- A man who shitted on the mic. Couldn't even afford a bike?!/
- So Bars he'd have to bite!/
- I must say, it really fucks up my whole night!/
- I mean it's sickening. Envisioning. Your life. Diminishing/
- Still I am finishing. Off this turd has got to go/
- I'll flush you right back down, guess that'll be your only flow!/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So I took a long log almost clogged
- The bowl this is the greatest story ever told
- Felt like I was losing my soul
- Looked like a damn telephone pole
- Big and meaty like chicken on a bone
- Corn too yes so tasty
- Heat coming off it as if it were baking
- Didn't even flush just enjoyed it
- I'd cry if I destroyed it
- Such a magnificent dump
- It should take place of president trump
- Stared at it for a few hours
- Didn't wipe my ass or take a shower
- Made me feel empowered
- Made me feel proud
- When it came out farted real loud
- Then it splashed my cheeks
- Glad it came out in one piece
- Such a glorious turd couldn't describe this in one word