Battles Slimenim vs Bar-Spitter
RULES
No rules except the obvious racism/discrimination. None of that.
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Bar-Spitter won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You better watch out my blood is cold.
- To go against me you need a coat.
- You can go to sorrow in a boat.
- I stubborn, got a stub right there.
- When I was a born it was considered a nightmare.
- 12 out of D didn't care.
- Hid in the corridor 3 A.M stare at me right there.
- Got a pair of shoes right here.
- Steer your boat poor boy ride steerage right there.
- You're gonna need storage to hide up there!
- Pear, gone, ate it. Wrote this down. Got pound to the ground.
- There was a loud sound.
- Got ants all over me.
- Now I'm bitter wow.
- Scrawl now foul fall down.
- Wall, dog pound, broken, down.
- County Sheriff refuses to share.
- Now I'm in a lair hiring the hare to the crown but hair sticks out.
- Long enough to touch me a twist around.
- Now stay here. Clinton. And Bill Lambieer.
- Sincere she may be there.
- Rarity comes across underground Mary fare.
- Had an affair. Barbecue fair.
- Here am I, there is you, but soon you shall forget.
- Because I am begone.
- This is not a song.
- For Donkey Kong.
- This is not supposed to be, 12 hours long.
- Mounting the molehill on your head for now.
- This is not to give a wow.
- Or a shout out.
- To the cow, you can be a coward.
- But pow the horse first. Oh wow.
- Back seat red rover showin' off a clover in the plower.
- It's now considered a flower because of imagination, it has infinite power.
- Now you-need-to-take a shower.
- Cow move forward before you caught the so-called destroyer.
- Now move over.
- This one goes out. Fire,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Your blood is cold? Well guess what, mine is arctic water,
- This isn't even a rap battle, it's more like a straight-up slaughter,
- I don't give a fuck you're the one everyone hates,
- I'll give you another loss to add to your 12.5% win rate,
- Quit acting like you have an idea of rock bottom,
- When I'm done with you, you'll be wishing your father wore a condom,
- Now go feel sorry for yourself and down some hard liquor,
- Bitch you should have thought twice before fucking with Bar Spitter,
- I'm fucking ruthless in battle, the biggest threat in the tournament,
- I take skulls of opponents and I hang them up as ornaments,
- I've beaten everyone I've battled and you're next on the list,
- You're gonna need more than preschool style rhymes to win a fight like this,
- These roasts I'm dispensing will fucking burn you like a furnace,
- I spit bars at temperatures that rival the sun's surface,
- So I'm gonna cut this short, now that I've left this amateur beat,
- Think twice next time before you rap battle an OG,