CHALLENGER'S RAP

• This bitch is submissive, I'm a no holds bard – forget a choke out, my words alone show I'm impartial for blow-outs
• Too heartless to slow down, like your vital signs after you start seeing stars in a dope cloud
• Seriously, we're curious where your "ice habit" -at if you dwell in Florida, I'd argue the Arctics your hometown.
• Sobriquets? Loathsome crank-head, addict... But homie I pray you overcame
• I hope you've grown to change and live a sober-case...
• Nah you're STILL tryna' build up a head of steam to no longer chase the dragon, unfortunately you're the personification of the Cathedral of Notre Dame, damnit
• You know what "Maven" backwards is? – "Nevam" and its translation is "Name" in Latvian
• If they shorten and pronunciate it "Mav" then they'll think of me, the one with the bigger reputation battlin'
• Your alias? Past-tense, an ex-maven, actually, there's no way I'd fathom that. You were once an ace who mastered this?
• That's like Dolly Parton and her fake plastic tits, or a "scrawny bodybuilder," that doesn't work out – what you're saying has to fit
• Walk the talk, you're my clone and it's obvious – you see, there's only one hotty between the Mary Kate and Ashley twins
• You're old enough to be my Papa – must be why you call yourself "The Ancient" with your archaic grandpa dick
• I'm a desk-jockey hostage, dedicated champion
• You wouldn't know what this exhausting ambiance is, nah, unless you take an Ambien
• This is awks, don't let me continue before I say more on Oxycontin, just please hail an ambulance.
• You failed dramatically at this acid test, who's the next amateur I'll let stand?
• Leg-grab 'em, sweep 'em off his feet like he fell in love with me
• My best fan, but not an established pen pal. You can tell I'm bluffing when I tell you: "Well-done buddy."
• It'd be no surprise if you've stole my rhymes, only time I look up to you is when I roll my eyes
• Is it muggy in here or did you just call me a chicken? Fuck it, my pen hatched you the best of Eggland's
• What comes after Maven X? Why's he asking questions, yes, answer's me
• Who's savin' a maven of an "expert" class? Not David and never Frat, either Dirk or the man of medical practice,
• Try me, lowkey you're not even Top 10 quality homie you're just another victim of my endless stats
• Keyboard warriors can talk but when push comes to shove you start shitting bricks and that really shows how your defense stacks
• Those with a God complex know I'm a naïve rebellious pagan, really a peasant, aching my knees as I beg and pray for leniency, so bless my name...
• I need repentance greatly, my end goal? Your ego – my reputation.
• Maven is a conformist; Mr. Goody Two Shoes, I'm a horned bull with it's forefoot 8 steps ahead of you in 4 hooves, TURN AROUND
• Trying to research me? Turns out your sensor/censor was the only thing your cursor found
• Dumb*ss, you forcefully explored, look, if you can't get to the core root...
• Then how effective is it when you find yourself stuck in a thornbush? You hurtin' now