Battles InsensitiveAsshole vs ShapeShift
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ShapeShift won this battle!
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Battle on April 23 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ///hook
- Pock pock peow peow peow pock peow peow
- Pock pock peow peow peow pock peow peow
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- ///Huggy
- Chicken shit I got that chicken spit
- I'm fluffy feathered and hella rich
- Crossing roads to get to a hen (bitch)
- Laying eggs everyday at ten (time)
- I'm chicken nuggets seeds in buckets (sesame seeds)
- Can't keep quiet eat me try it
- I peck yo eyes FUCKING TRY IT (yo eyes bitch)
- //hook
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- ///Fratricide
- Walking around the farm eating the cows hay
- Don't fuckin care what shit they hal to say
- Just keep on walking and stealing there food
- Don't mean to be rude but I'm in a bad mood
- Just gonna go back in my chicken coop
- Run...open the door so I can take a massive poop
- Ahh done time to cross the road and poke in people's houses
- Look under the bed and steal their blouses
- Get back out and go to the bathroom to get ready for bed
- wake up to gun to my head and I ended up dead
- //hook
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Pock pock peow pock pock peow
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- Cockadoodle doo rooster shit no poo
- ///Huggy
- Farmer brown lets me do shit
- I'm free ranged bitch
- Hop on this cock a doodle dick
- Oh no not a fucking poodle mixed with pit
- // dies a horrible death
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo I already smacked you once your insensitive cuz you beat ur dick to much,
- You can't feel it I'm mass appealing your local I'm higher then ceilings,
- Your low level can't even pay your rent your sexuality your concealing,
- You fucking faggot your not good you ain't even decent,
- I drop pigs like you like spraying a precinct I'll break you to pieces,
- Like a glass pane just save all that weak shit,
- I spit lines so sick your brain is retreating,
- Leaking out your ears and staining the cement,
- You a homo only protein u get is from bathing in semen,
- I'm praying to demons the necronomicon I'm reading,
- Take a blade and a lean it in your throat for basically breathing,
- Your fake and a heathen I'm sicker then sneezing,
- Colder then 20 below freezing in a swimsuit I'm off the deep end,
- I can't believe what I'm seeing this faggot tryna break me and scheming,
- To take me down but your rhymes ain't even got no meaning,
- I flow more then a faucet leaking,