CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I woke up around 6:00
• drunk and with my knickers in a twist
• The girl was dead, drowning, i guess
• but there was no water anywhere near this
• patch of dirt hotel, than i saw the recording and
• gagged and fell
• i must've drank too much
• cause she drowned, didn't swallow
• i mistook her for the can
• unzipped and hell followed
• she started choking but i didn't care
• i felt like gold
• but her gut blew apart
• from there
• she fell down dead
• the hotel called the cops
• i was arrested
• my dick put in the stocks
• the executioner came forward
• any requests
• just one
• now he's gone
• choked like the rest
• the cops put me in bars made of iron
• i complained that i was about to burst
• like a balloon real violent
• she undid my pants and left the room, two guards came in to
• the tomb
• two men dead, their faces contorted to show doom
• she never made it back alive from the tidal wave
• but they cut it off, just to be safe
• but they forgot to check the back door
• i shat out a mountain and killed the coroner
• they tried to hold the door back
• but something evil swam out of my ass
• it grabbed a sword
• it's name was the Brown Mass
• it struck once and that was that
• How am i going to tell mom
• that the devil is living in my
• pants?