Battles  Croc vs

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Croc won this battle!

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Battle on April 30 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I was studying you before I wrote this but I got bored
  • How you supposed to slay a dragon with a 2 in sword?
  • What you gonna do, jab me with your teenage horn?
  • Fucker I've been rapping since before you were born
  • Little fifteen year old thinks he can shit talk an old-
  • Head, I've been here longer than you've known about hip-hop
  • So hip hop away little frog before your wreck gets towed
  • Killing fake dragons with no real fire you'll get smoked
  • Like you're draggin' on my giant's balls
  • Glitter on my dick like it's Christmas and I came to deck the halls
  • I'd call you an Americunt but you're just a germ, man
  • Who says the n word like you belong in the gas can
  • You're the one in the chamber but you couldn't kill me
  • Ironic that you're cocked but you need a refill, g
  • You're terrible even when you're rapping solo
  • An unbearable flow, you're crapping slow
  • Though you are a killer, on the side of sewer
  • Call you diarrhoea when you flee, you're running manure
  • I may be in a different timezone
  • But it's plain as my night that you're using RhymeZone
  • Your destiny is to be bested by me
  • I can testify that it's best you die
  • Nobody would be stressed about your death
  • Bitch quit testing me, stop licking testie and take a breath
  • "Heroic dragon slayer" a drag queen couldn't be gayer
  • See the disappointment in your mum, talk about a heartbreaker
  • You're a fartstanker, bitch you smell like ass
  • You cuntwanker, ironic, you could never get that jazz

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • //Verse 1//
  • Mr. Croc, get the fuck outta here with your weak stuff
  • I call your bluff
  • If you hurt anyone in my crew
  • Then, you are basically through
  • I'd watch my mouth if I was you
  • I'll write my name in your blood
  • I'll write it in an indecipherable coded language
  • I'll store your head this baggage
  • Your girl came up to me and said that in bed, I'm a damn savage
  •  
  • //Chorus//
  • All odds are stacked against you
  • I'll give you all the pain
  • Just know that I'm insane
  • You'll be screaming my name
  • All odds are stacked against you
  • This is the hell I'll put you through
  •  
  • //Verse 2//
  • Your fans got up and peaced
  • They came to me
  • They said, "Yo, DK, give us something scary
  • With some authenticity"
  • I give them something scary so they'll be sleeping with a nightlight
  • Hiding under sheets struggling to turn on flashlights
  • Think you can out scare me, haha super silly
  •  
  • //Chorus//
  • All odds are stacked against you
  • I'll give you all the pain
  • Just know that I'm insane
  • You'll be screaming my name
  • All odds are stacked against you
  • This is the hell I'll put you through

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