CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I was studying you before I wrote this but I got bored
• How you supposed to slay a dragon with a 2 in sword?
• What you gonna do, jab me with your teenage horn?
• Fucker I've been rapping since before you were born
• Little fifteen year old thinks he can shit talk an old-
• Head, I've been here longer than you've known about hip-hop
• So hip hop away little frog before your wreck gets towed
• Killing fake dragons with no real fire you'll get smoked
• Like you're draggin' on my giant's balls
• Glitter on my dick like it's Christmas and I came to deck the halls
• I'd call you an Americunt but you're just a germ, man
• Who says the n word like you belong in the gas can
• You're the one in the chamber but you couldn't kill me
• Ironic that you're cocked but you need a refill, g
• You're terrible even when you're rapping solo
• An unbearable flow, you're crapping slow
• Though you are a killer, on the side of sewer
• Call you diarrhoea when you flee, you're running manure
• I may be in a different timezone
• But it's plain as my night that you're using RhymeZone
• Your destiny is to be bested by me
• I can testify that it's best you die
• Nobody would be stressed about your death
• Bitch quit testing me, stop licking testie and take a breath
• "Heroic dragon slayer" a drag queen couldn't be gayer
• See the disappointment in your mum, talk about a heartbreaker
• You're a fartstanker, bitch you smell like ass
• You cuntwanker, ironic, you could never get that jazz