Battles vs Croc
RULES
Rap about the health risks of fast food (serious rap only)
Max of 20 lines
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Battle on March 5 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Just in case you fiendin for knowledge on’t eat fast food cause it’s greasy and processed
- Those who sell em just tryna do ya greasy for profits are they really the people you rock with?
- But if beef’s what you wanted then you need to be honest
- Is it worth ya life and more importantly what you keep in ya pocket?
- Serves ya right cause if ya burgers might be served with sides of curly fries
- I’m sorry to report that ya arteries will form into barracdes and you will surely die
- It’s awful how McDonalds targets kids with the marketin
- Use ya noggin. Think. You really wanted this?
- We should take this up to the parliament of every country quit laughin this off like it’s hella funny
- Cause upsettin tummies with somethin very yummy is a shady way of gettin money
- A wolf in sheep’s clothin or should I say a dead cow?
- Cause you let em get to ya head now you checked out
- The business tactics of Taco Bell and Dairy Queen
- Are wrong as hell and very mean like when I’m havin a scary dream
- We gotta tear the seams of their inherent evil and of health uncarin schemes
- When they advertise their flat out lies they actin up like Meryl Streep
- So don’t you dare listen to the stupid lies
- Cause if you eat too much fast food you will DIE
DEFENDER'S RAP
- What the fuck is wrong with you? Eating that fast food
- Go and eat your vegetables if you wanna last, dude
- A Big Mac will cause a heart attack, a whopper will stop ya
- Didn't your momma tell you to eat that shit you'd be a clown
- Every burger you eat lets your mother down
- But raises your cholesterol, which is best to fall
- Like you will at age 25 from a heart attack
- If you don't get yourself back on track
- You gotta kick the crap before you kick the bucket
- When you're on your deathbed you won't be lovin' it
- These kids think they're kings but really they're suckers
- What kind of a queen feeds poison to her subjects
- Addictive like nicotine, and it destroys your guts
- It causes lust, but eats away your insides like rust
- But Coca Cola can't undo the damage to your health
- Drinking that's like putting tar in yourself
- They have drive thru for the patrons who can't dive through
- The door, they're too broad and forced to live life through a tube
- Keep your kidneys going strong man, they belong to you
- I ain't kidding you, you got a lot to lose if you're eating the wrong food