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Rap about the health risks of fast food (serious rap only)

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Battle on March 5 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Just in case you fiendin for knowledge on’t eat fast food cause it’s greasy and processed
  • Those who sell em just tryna do ya greasy for profits are they really the people you rock with?
  • But if beef’s what you wanted then you need to be honest
  • Is it worth ya life and more importantly what you keep in ya pocket?
  • Serves ya right cause if ya burgers might be served with sides of curly fries
  • I’m sorry to report that ya arteries will form into barracdes and you will surely die
  • It’s awful how McDonalds targets kids with the marketin
  • Use ya noggin. Think. You really wanted this?
  • We should take this up to the parliament of every country quit laughin this off like it’s hella funny
  • Cause upsettin tummies with somethin very yummy is a shady way of gettin money
  • A wolf in sheep’s clothin or should I say a dead cow?
  • Cause you let em get to ya head now you checked out
  • The business tactics of Taco Bell and Dairy Queen
  • Are wrong as hell and very mean like when I’m havin a scary dream
  • We gotta tear the seams of their inherent evil and of health uncarin schemes
  • When they advertise their flat out lies they actin up like Meryl Streep
  • So don’t you dare listen to the stupid lies
  • Cause if you eat too much fast food you will DIE

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • What the fuck is wrong with you? Eating that fast food
  • Go and eat your vegetables if you wanna last, dude
  • A Big Mac will cause a heart attack, a whopper will stop ya
  • Didn't your momma tell you to eat that shit you'd be a clown
  • Every burger you eat lets your mother down
  • But raises your cholesterol, which is best to fall
  • Like you will at age 25 from a heart attack
  • If you don't get yourself back on track
  • You gotta kick the crap before you kick the bucket
  • When you're on your deathbed you won't be lovin' it
  • These kids think they're kings but really they're suckers
  • What kind of a queen feeds poison to her subjects
  • Addictive like nicotine, and it destroys your guts
  • It causes lust, but eats away your insides like rust
  • But Coca Cola can't undo the damage to your health
  • Drinking that's like putting tar in yourself
  • They have drive thru for the patrons who can't dive through
  • The door, they're too broad and forced to live life through a tube
  • Keep your kidneys going strong man, they belong to you
  • I ain't kidding you, you got a lot to lose if you're eating the wrong food

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