DEFENDER'S RAP

• Can I take your order?}, Why curse at this [man, when you can give him a Burger,
• I come equipped with the fries just bring the bottle of ketchup,
• So many milkshakes consumed, I can barely get up,
• Early morning, feeling like prince charming fighting in a parking lot,
• Ronald Mcdonald wants to fight but he knows his gig as the clown will be shutdown by cops,
• So he runs to his familys abode, and starts licking the mcflurry crumbs like a toad,
• But oh no, here comes the King Of Burgers shortened his name to KING in the summer,
• A small burger is what I'm left with, oh what a bummer, I ran over their register with my hummer,
• It seems like Mcdonalds should switch from fast food to early morning waffles,
• So I can eat a big fat egg mcmuffin to further sooth them tonsils,
• I like some food better be good, I hope it's understood,
• I'd eat a burger from hollywood to the hood then back to my neighborhood,
• Lately I've been feeling like a falcon with wings on the stock,
• If you see me down the block, waving my cap and shirt featuring the logo of my hawks,
• Back when we had Horford with the best record in the league,
• Rockin' the East and getting 20 points a game from Mr Jeff Teague,
• Close to the finals, a loss sent shocks down our spinals,
• Thanks to the raptors and cavs, man such shame in those rivals,
• I guess I can't complain, Lebron didn't put the east on the map,
• He carried his team each year after Kyrie Irving left his squad mad,
• Traded to the celtics, Cleveland wasn't his thing anymore,
• But it's hard to imagine back to back to back finals could become a bore...