CHALLENGER'S RAP

• In a land far away not long ago. Lived a spiteful muthafucka named Japedo/
• Always aggravated and he lived alone, yelling at them kids to stay off his lawn/
• Well one day a boy strayed and stayed to long/
• In the old man's yard while waiting on his mom/
• To pick him up but when she showed he was gone/
• Nobody had seen him she took to long/
• Damn where did he go she was freaking out/
• Meanwhile in the basement of this freaks old house, he was chained to the pavement sitting on a couch/
• Scared as fuck with a dirty rag in his mouth/
• "Well little boy time to start tha show" he said through a smile with a blade to his throat/
• He sliced him deep and the blood flowed down his shirt a pooled on the floor/
• The boy bled out and layed stiff and cold, and this is where shit get fucked up tho/
• Cause old Pedo was wasnt done yo oh hell no/
• He stripped off all this dead kids polos bro/
• Threw him on the table beneath a low glow/
• Of a hanging bulb with no pull cord/
• Muthafucka jus swingin back and forth/
• While this sick muthafucka fondled the corpse/
• Won't say what they say that he did but yo/
• All I will say is that ain't the way to go/
• But anyway tha way that the story goes/
• Is Gods momma the Madonna saw what was going on/
• Said awe hell naw now that's just wrong/
• And with one wave of her magical wand/
• The corpse woke up and hes hangin from/
• A fuckin marinette no bullshit son/
• Daphuq I'm on he thought while not knowin/
• 12 years has gone by and he still a 6 years old man/
• Oh man that old man Pedo had sewn him/
• Back together wrong and only string to hold them/
• Body parts to limbs when in motion/
• He had been persevered, cast, and petrified/
• Polished up reassembled and hung up with pride/
• Only one thought crossed the puppets mind/
• This sick twisted fuck Japedo has to die/
• He cut his self down with the very knife/
• That Old Pedo used to take his life/
• It was part of his costume. Poetic right/
• In dead of night he climbed that flight/
• Of stairs but the door was locked alright/
• So he removed his hand and even tho it was tight/
• He squeezed it beneath the door to explore and find/
• A key to the locks on the otherside/
• And explore it did like holy shit/
• It found the muthafuckin keys like a dog on a scent/
• And I can't explain how but it did/
• Somehow manage to get up to the padlock with/
• The key in tow and stick that shit/
• In the muthafuckin hole bro twist with no wrist/
• And snap the lock off with no arm to lift/
• And this psycho puppet picked up his hand and stuck it back on his arm it reattached no harm/
• Well Pedos puppet free from strings now is armed with a knife, meat cleaver, ooh lucky charms/
• Fixed a bowl ate it wait his throat is fucking gone, that's jus fucking wrong I'm gon kill him slow/
• Cut him into a million pieces starting at his toes/
• So he searched home and low and behold, he finds ole Pedo passed out on tha camode/
• Intoxicated butt naked and so he closes the door/
• Now it's all speculation but one thing we know fasho/
• Is when they found the castrated body of Japedo, his cock had been shoved deep down his throat/
• And cause of death was asphyxiation so bro he choked/
• And written in blood on the mirror was a note/
• That read Not a real boy jus a puppet psycho/
• And so the legend of the psycho puppet was born that night yo/