Battles vs WiSh
RULES
Recorded Only, Any troll shit I'm gon delete and repost after. I wrote this for a battle its goin to have a legit battle dammit
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Hook)x2
- Waitin up fa Santa Claus/
- Santa Claus, gettin robbed/
- Waitin up fa Santa Claus so I can get this bread/
- (VERSE 1)
- So I'm chillin at my crib and I'm smokein on a spliff/
- On the eve of tha 25th, yea the night befo Christmas/
- And my friend shared some shit, on Facebook, I dropped my spliff/
- My dude what's this NORAD track this Kat Saint Nick on Rader N disbish/
- Izabish picked up my spliff load my glock get that bag my ass is rich/
- Fuck Dasher, Prancer, or fuckin Blitzin/
- Donner, Q-pit any them horny bitches/
- I'm gettin his shit if I got peal his shit, I hate to resort to stealin shit/
- But it's real and shit I been killin this for 22 years and Im still in this/
- Can ya feel this shit, really feel this shit, Christmas spirit my ass he better gimme his shit/
- Download the Santa Tracker app really quick grab the keys to da car and I leave the crib/
- Look at my phone to see where he is, punch in the address of where I live/
- Gave an ETA of 2:26 on the morning of the 25th/
- (VERSE 2)
- It's 8:32 I got work to do if I'm gon rob this fool I got a job to do/
- It's Improbable and illogical but if he real it is highly possible/
- To Clock the HO straight drop the HO, ole HO ass dude better keep his mouth closed/
- If a hear a single HO out of that Jolly ass HO Im gon put 3 HOles in his belly fo sho/
- I drive to the store creepin slow listenin to the radio/
- Its cold as fuck and starts to snow and the fuckin tread on my tires is low/
- Fuck it bro Yo Lo, Santa Bag means mo dough/
- Then I could ever spend and Po Po won't believe if he report it so/
- Muphuka never brought me a bicycle or game system jus a bunch of cloths/
- Wrote his ass notes went and seen him at the store/
- Left out milk and cookies for his fat ass yo/
- He'd eat them Ho's I bet swallowed em wHOle ole HO ass dude leave me a lump coal/
- Oh so I'm on the naughty list bro, ok that's cool you you gon pay what you owe/
- (VERSE 3)
- I'm gon hatch a plan to straight Jack him bro/
- Run up on em like Paul Revere and get da red coat/
- Take him for his bag, magic hat, no joke/
- Dizbish owe me a fuckin MacBook Pro/
- Get to the store grab the duct tape and rope/
- A bag of zipties, a Snickers and Coke/
- Check out and I step out into the cold/
- The Snow really fallin now it's covered the road/
- Look at the time it's 10:04, I check the Santa Tracker he in Illinois/
- Few more hours to go before he touch down on the North/
- Side so I ride down sycamore call up Mac to meet me at the door/
- I let him know the plan on how to take the score/
- Ask him if he ridin and he said fasho/
- Smoked a bowl and played some PS 4/
- Looked at the phone "bro it's time to go"/
- Grabbed the straps and hit the door/
- Jumped in the car and was on the road at 1:22 lil mo than an hour to go/
- Well thats all I can really share with you folks/
- I'm not snitchin on myself what you take take me fo/
- But if you know anybody lookin for anything yo let em know I got it bro/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If I'm a pimp, the worlds a wimp.
- That means you're in Hella shit.
- I'm eloquent and elegant.
- its relevance is Heaven sent.
- Malevolent, all Hell can send.
- Good and bad, it's evident.
- I left my print up in that tent.
- You give me 5? I give you 10!
- I come again, I'm sipping Gin.
- Rapping cuz I fucking can.
- But I go real fast, clutch and gas
- an hour passed, I won't be last
- when I hit that ass, forget that class,
- smoke some hash and chill real fast.
- Cuz I'm the best lyric Chef.
- You don't agree? You must be deaf.
- I'm killing all these other reps
- with verbal weps and fuck the steps.
- I'd rather fly and get in the sky
- and forget about the hash now I'm real high.
- Wondering why I'm so damn shy.
- Never wonder why when I'm up in the sky
- hoping to fly.
- poking a lie.
- poke-dot thighs when I like to rise
- I try to rise, I slip and slide.
- Fall on my face and I broke my side.
- Reminds me of a big ole ride.
- Have some fun before it's night.
- You need the light. you see the bright
- side of life. you take tonight and get it right.
- you might concede if you see I was right.
- See, I was right.