Battles TheRealBXile vs KingOsiris
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lets gettit! BYOB Second Round recorded 2:00
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
KingOsiris won this battle!
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Battle on September 4 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This nigga sound like Fred Flintstone when he rap, what the fuck you finna Yabba Dabba Doo?
- try to belittle me even once like i am Barney…I will Yabba Stabba dude
- dont you get this shit confused, i came here to conquer and destroy,
- my nigga wait Omega who? this shit has got to be a ploy,
- how old are you and dont be coy? bout 40 years and unemployed?
- dads a pastor, sons a bastard.. cause you grew up liking boys?
- I highly doubt you'll get the jump on me by jumping me.. but lets just say that,
- codename Pikachu, my niggas pull up Quick to Attack,
- BXile the great.. others know me well as Kevin,
- its ironic isnt it cause im heaven sent...but you the one being sent to heaven!
- i sleep wit one eye open, the 9 tucked away in the sock drawer
- Mr. Talkz a lot till i take the key….now the nigga got lockjaw,
- quit it i aint tryna hear it...all of this that and the third,
- blah blah ill let the nina sing, action speak louder than words
- this is absurd, thinkin you could waste my fucking time,
- oh what are you the big bad wolf? I guess I have an axe to grind,
- yo are you blind? to battle me while knowing the stakes?
- both my opponents ducked round one, this here the icing on cake,
- give me a break, this deep shit? well you now in it,
- ill kill ya lil bitch ass faster than a New York minute,
- this greek letter swear he better
- ill help this fake musician compose composure....the headshot oughta help you keep it together
- silence you lesser, even you know what snitches receive,
- treat you like Eric Garner, dont give a fuck if you cant breath
- ya been deceived! listening to Omega and his bark,
- after this he’ll have that Columbus syndrome…like where the fuck should i embark?
- i don’t think you too smart, even more so lacking heart,
- that’s bout the only thing you have in common with Tony Stark,
- you got no spark, so please make adjustments to the name,
- and take Mega out to, ya name should just be o..K,
- but it aint ok, to think this was gunna be easy peasy ill do you greasy,
- this time Puppet strung my opponent like Mr. Meaty
- fuck a treaty, ill hit you so hard you ‘ll see Phineas as a 3D person,
- leave you wit black and blue instead of red and blue glasses... like one of the lens aint working
- ill stop rapping when i feel like it, im treating you cruel
- 2 minutes a round? nah fuck you clown since when i care about the rules,
- hit the jerk on yo grave, backwards skipping like back in the Heyday
- question me? now watch me Whip dat ass…the answer is Nae Nae,
- don’t care if you don’t like it, ironies a bitch and it got you in a crisis
- cause you the Judge of the Dead, but im here to reap ya soul Osiris,
- i am the flyest, you know its veggie gang cause i love me lettuce,
- smoked some tree, got so high the shit made Icarus jealous,
- i am a menace! i should go change my name to Dennis
- every punch you throw never makes it to me...like USPS sent it,
- here is the premise, its seems you have much to improve
- you get some credit for this round, like ya bank nearly approved,
- your merely a fool, catch these shots like happy hour,
- im like shaggy, this rap required one percent of my power,
- i keep the tool…ya bitch she calls me Handy Manny,
- to describe her head game, id say more than mehhh but less than dandy
- still i clapped Cheeks like Sandy, it will never feel the same again,
- from here on out you’ll lose every battle, just know that BX made the trend,
- don’t follow in his footsteps Rappad, he’ll lead you astray,
- you’ve been neutered dawg, now shut the fuck up, sit and obey…bitch!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I spy an FBI assignment,
- getting mad Eliot Roger
- vibes from the loner rhymes you chiming,
- The Weebish lyrics, Me myself and I, that Bully the bullies joint
- Man shits tough buddy I hear it
- Exile in his in his own damn name cry for help for his broken spirit
- See he's not even trying to hide it from you guys
- his dimly lit bedroom walls have seen years of his hairy pathetic shape shift
- Dorito sprinkled crust over his basic bitch exterior face lift,
- A pothead clout fiend his brand of Fleshight? Strokes of self validation
- his coronaries buy cholesterol and sell palpitations
- A real toilet worthy shit stain sounding like he got his name from some
- off-brand bowel relief medication
- "Mr.Bxbile" "Pepto-abysmal"
- probably day jobs at the golden arches Omega marked him
- First 48 they'll find BX locked in the freezer walk in
- cold and pulse-less by the frozen starches,
- like talking 9's in your rhymes?meet my eye now you're facing a real marksman
- Cycloptic optic assassin Lasik beam precise cross on the target
- Kid Can't handle the bars, a "B" running "M" get "X"'ed
- by the crossing lines
- kick the pallbearers, watch em drop the body like mosh pit tides
- this Columbine wannabe
- EXiled and ostracized get the shells Ostrich sized
- Your weak bars don't fly here, runway is barred and tied
- your mom's been mile high for this dick, occupied by the aisles
- the sex far from plain no games,
- pull out the big black and sit her box where my Cockpit lies
- I'm trying to end this Outcast,
- this that bombs over Baghdad
- fuck up the whole strip like Trump over Syrian trashcans
- Thermo-nuclear warfare Sparked over a gas can
- Pick-axe on a Fortnite, bury you
- where I put the last man
- Word to Lac!
- "Plan B" X'es conceptual generation
- Mcfly my way back in time give that B reasons to
- EX your Dad's Dad
- Your Grand Mammy's a thot! Breach that dusty slot
- now how's that for a Grand stand!
- Guide this emo "Bx-bitch" over the edge,
- that active shooter tag sums that anguish in his head
- Hell I get thoughts too, bad rappers like you trigger the worst out of me
- lyrically load the clip exercise these demons press the burner like a calorie
- A real EX soldier waiting for the tick
- and when the fat bitch sing I,
- Hair spray from the Mandalay Balcony!