Battles  AussieRapDog197 vs TheAnonymous

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Oh my wow, you’re as thin as a greyhound, I will playdown, the profound,
  • idea I sound, any better than a mound of shit, these rap will hit,
  • you harder than a crash landing spaceship,
  • don’t wanna fuck you to hard might pop a hip, then slip, in the back door,
  • and before, you can retort, I’ll blast you so hard it’ll bring forth,
  • the writing of your death report, so appalled, by your judgement call,
  • to battle me, I need a drink, did you not hear me, I’m thirsty,
  • your just a dirty slut with not much, more than enough, you like it rough,
  • like sand paper, we can group rape ya, on this day we deviate from the,
  • plan to impregnate ya, I’m a lover not a fighter, not an artist just a writer,
  • these lyrics might frighten ya, but deep down they will delight ya, ok so now,
  • please ask me how, I create these deep dark lyrics, truth is I find,
  • them all in my mind, they're just in there flyin' around, till they get to my mouth,
  • and then out with them they come, I'm hotter than the rising son, the real reason
  • for global warming, I don't give out a warning,
  • unlike when you rap for me people ain't yawning, I ain't boring,
  • I'm just drawing with my words, I'm a word bully,
  • I verbally abuse words like he did somethin' to me personally,
  • I'm pretty perverted see, but I'm an expert when I divert attention to me,
  • Do it absentmindedly, I look at you like your appetizingly delicious,
  • On this battle field I am vicious, quite malicious, don't be overambitious,
  • or its oversuspicious, no matter how many white rappers in the sea,
  • you could catch a net full of fishes ain't none gunna be better than me,
  • Your rap dreams are fuckin' fictious, like fairy tales,
  • but prepare yourself for captain America on Ferris wheelies,
  • Cocaine deals cause I'm addictive, out comes an adjective and it describes,
  • better than if I was the scribe, writtin' the story of my life, play games with a knife,
  • in time I'll win this game with a five-finger fillet punchline

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I don't know why I try
  • but every time
  • I come back to deal with one you faggets.
  • There's a line between rapper and douchebag
  • Hey fag, pass the mag.
  • I am sorry I am on the drags.
  • This was supposed to be a friendly gag.
  • My life is this empty bottle.
  • Once I come up to one of you faggets, you put your tail between your legs and waddle.
  • My life is at the end of this Assault Riffle
  • I won't move out of the way.
  • I don't need explosions on the back, Micheal Bay.
  • Because I you know I would be okay.
  • I don't need for one of you assholes to say.
  • That I am gay
  • Because I am not.
  • But I swear to god.
  • If I go to hell and rot.
  • My first stop when I come back is with you in the parking lot.
  • You'll be like "damn you changed a lot"
  • Sure call me a wussy
  • but don't ever call me a pussy.
  • So I heard you wanting to bust ass
  • well mines up for grabs
  • don't literally touch my ass
  • if you I will smash you through with the glass
  • Sure think that I am playing
  • but I stand beside everything I am saying.
  • Talking to you is making me dizzy
  • I would never be a good rapper against deezy.
  • But I swear to god I am building up, block by block, and rap and rap.

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