Battles  MavenX vs

RULES

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

This battle ended in a tie.

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Battle on December 29 2018

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Ive got more lines than a coked up hawaiian prize fighter,
  • Your shits a sloppy as a used up prostitutes vagina,
  • This kid Im about to body and abort the dude toss em in the fya,
  • Ill tear you apart with this rythmic crow-bar,
  • Just call me Odin with the eyes of a crow you cant hide I see where you go,
  • Pussy no Im not gonna stop Im still coming,
  • Cunning like a fox pounding you like Lars Ulrich drumming,
  • Your getting beat by a white dude,
  • But Im coming at you on horseback cause Im the black knight,
  • But Im not here to save you Im gonna leave you in a grave ya Loony Tune,
  • You may be sic with what you spin but when Maven with a pen-is-illin,
  • While your in fear Im chillin just barely paying attention,
  • Comprehension of the conceptions I have envisioned are a lessen,
  • But I see your still watching Jim Henson shows considering your dissing,
  • Theres nothing to do about it your talent missing and you cant rap without it,

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Haven't you noticed
  • Put your hand in front of your mouth and smell it yourself
  • Oh, bitch that's halitosis
  • When the last time you saw a doctor about your health
  • Oh you hoes, talking bout you got the flu
  • Ignoring do-do breath you can't avoid
  • Somebody give this hoe a Altoid
  • Would you please put some lotion on them scuffed up, ashy knees
  • Clothes looking like they need to see a dry cleaners
  • You out there bad with your imitation Prada bag
  • I know your history hoe
  • Thunderbird and grape cool-Aid
  • You remember sucking dicks in the seventh grade
  • All you needed is some bamma and a couple hits
  • That's why the sa-habs called you MISTER GRAVY ARM PITS
  • Mister Stuff a Dick the Ratchet Mouth BIATCH

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