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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
- But I'm only going to get this one chance
- Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
- Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
- If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
- And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
- You were just what the doctor ordered
- I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
- They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
- But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
- I got a laptop in my back pocket
- My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
- Got a fat knot from that rap profit
- Made a living and a killing off it
- Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
- With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
- I'm an MC still as honest
- But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
- This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
- You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
- Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yackidy-yac
- And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
- That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
- Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
- Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
- How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
- Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
- It's actually disastrously bad
- For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
- I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
- Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
- Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
- Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
- Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
- Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
- MC's get taken to school with this music
- 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
- Now I lead a new school full of students
- Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
- Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
- To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
- Roll Hall of Fame
- Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
- Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
- On the wall of shame
- You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
- Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
- Little gay looking boy
- So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
- You witnessing a mass occur
- Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
- Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
- You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
- And a "way to go" from your label everyday looking boy
- Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
- I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
- I'mma work for everything I have
- Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
- Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hey fake slim shady,ain't I'm rolling u up in a recent battle
- The chance of you winning that one is a maybe,see people like you
- We come from the same dark space,thought we was on the same team but
- You just traded jerseys,nigga you Kyrie Irving in green ,you look like a serpant
- I train for this shit,so if one draws me out I can take the hit,why such a sad face,you
- Want me to throw salt on you so it can add taste,nigga your raps are weak,if anyone
- Is the real slim shady here its me,and I will take anyone down who don't believe in it,when I rap
- I twist it up and bring creative destruction,you like a bot off of fortnite you cannot function,
- Nigga go get your weed and shut the fuck up and keep puffin,here goes another rapper that is never
- Bustin,his ass I deserve this I preach,people say why do I use theses lyrics because its a list of
- Dishonering speech,my blood and my smoke can bring a new diseas,I'm like a pitcher I'm ready to
- Pitch,motherfucker you don't work harder than me,see me I'm always thirsty,when I want to rap
- I just turn on that beat,see if I was you I would retreat,cause we're not on the same page if you
- Think you gonna slice me,if you retreat it would be wise,because your fake garbage can in disguise,
- I'm somelike a slim shady but twice as higher,in my head rap is what I acquire,you better stop now
- Because the way I stay lit,youre poet I'm lyricst,I rhyme every single day,ay man stop blocking
- The door cause you in my way,naw nigga I never leave I'm like a devil,I never can be replaced,
- So whos slim shady now,your a pussycat stick to saying meow,in the meantime ill be spitting
- Bars, and since your a pussycat you wouldn't ever know what I'm talking bout,hey dog I'm sorry
- For my smoke it caused a blackout