Battles  Dabnormal vs OddPhilosophy

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm on a simple mission
  • This marijuana's got me seeing a vision
  • of me being risen
  • after linching the competition
  • It seems that im so easily driven
  • trying to get yall to listen
  • is harder than trying to take a fat mans chicken
  • so now that im done with your bogus shit
  • ive got another bone to pick
  • you trying to be a "mean-mugger" it makes me sick
  • when really, someone is just supplying you the dick...
  • now you're going to run off and pout
  • still in your parents house,
  • plucking the last bit of pubic hair out of your mouth.
  • its disgusting trying to think of kids are today
  • back in the day, you'd struggle carrying a bail of hail
  • can't handle it? guess you best runaway.
  • got your parents to say "phew at least now we can keep our pay"

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Move a mountain, while I drown my mouth in gin
  • an astound magician, I'll emit a sound a glisten
  • A thirsty hound, who bit the kids that chose not to listen
  • put me down, I'll spit the lids off the opposition
  • All my fucks are given, down to zero, Donald Ducks my childhood hero
  • I'm just a schmuck with shit luck, snuck up, struck, and lit this young buck
  • chickens cluck, you fricken suck
  • spitten muck, you're just a litter bug
  • similar to a pug, a lil critter actin thug
  • See I'm the antic kid in the attic practicing dark magic
  • I've got satanic symbols knitted into the fabric
  • I'm lame not dope cause I set it all to flames
  • no blood just a THC flow threw my veins
  • everyone proclaims that I have got no brains
  • but all my carpets and garments are splotted with strange stains
  • got a closet if yah walked you'd vomit
  • I'm not from this planet, was brought here by a comet

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