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Best rhymer. Lyrics do not have to make any sense
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I kick a phat rhyme to disable
- Any heroic guys in my fable
- I've set up the meat table
- Food straight imported from the cradle
- Of the grave faithful I deem grateful
- For allowing me to feast on a few bagels
- That's that dinner time prelude
- Before I devour y'all sleeping giants like quaaludes
- Spray Lube, into my esophagus after I eat some clay hooves
- From a Deer or Moose I smear clues
- Making clear moves after I Stear youths
- Into the abyss of street life for G Stripes
- I cook rice, real nice with no dyes
- Real white like some lice
- But never dirty, ive got knives
- To chop a honey up like beehives
- My wife is a cutthroat bitch with evil in her eyes
- So here goes my knife, mince mince!
- Blood on the rug, time to rinse rinse!
- With some tide or clorox
- Making the scene disappear like some warlocks
- Presto! Lol
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Known for the infamy the stigma of stamina rap attacks want me to kill this G/
- A Full summary, you weren't shit till the discovery now you're dying, no recovery/
- K Rooster is a fucking loser he uses MF Doom lyrics to seem like a good user/
- I'm sick of your bad computer you'll need a rap tutor to out due my rhymes that look like a school shooter/
- Your whole momentum is getting locked away in a fucking dungeon/
- I'm packing emcee's lunches with all this destruction, fuck corruption/
- Had to hand you and early loss to impress the rap pad gods/
- I smack your whole family what are the odds I fuck hoes cuz IM THE boss/
- Rookie don't choke I'll smack your whole folks with a bag of dope/
- And then cut the tides and feed them lines to a fucking tiger home/
- Im biting domes and blowing up these hoes at their abodes/
- Till I crash your motorcycle with the motor psycho and you die off road/