Battles MixedBoy vs ctrlRyan
RULES
Rap something about girls. Hate them or love them, your choice.
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey yo, girls man. I don't understand them. Hear me out.
- With girls, you think you just hit treasure.
- But for real they use you for pleasure
- And when you're with them it's to much pressure on your hands
- So much you don't understand
- It is confusing shit ain't it
- That would explain why last night she fainted!
- She calls me up
- I wait by the door
- feeling bored
- go into the room see her on the floor
- Now shes at the morgue
- What's the difference between love and hate
- they both test each others weights
- when you're with them you say it's faith
- you think you have the same tastes
- but u don't
- and you won't tell them
- so you pretend
- and do shit you don't intend
- Relationship are back and forth, they bend
- Up and down
- one sound
- can ruin it all
- but who would be the first to fall
- and get mad and make a hole on the wall
- because she waste your money at the mall
- When you fight, she has a mean claw
- Girls man, they are impossible fucking girls
- HaHa just kidding girls, you know I love you
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Bitches? Yeah I love bitches
- I love bitches but they be thirsty for your riches,
- but when it switches, they disappear like witches,
- and they scream vicious whenever they get inches,
- and they lose vision whenever they leave kitchens,
- sorry i lack richness, instead i'll give you mixes,
- give you kisses in the business like i'm so damn religious,
- she's a witness to my thickness, my dick is so prodigious,
- I grimace at morning sickness, makes me plan b suspicious,
- I love bitches but they be hungry for your money,
- all over the country they call me honey, honey,
- just to put it bluntly i don't want a sonny, sonny,
- i mean kids are hardly company, screaming mummy mummy,
- and man, i want their mummy to be funny, maybe also yummy,
- but i haven't met her yet, that makes me feel kinda crummy,
- maybe she'll even be a vet, make me out to be the dummy,
- i've had one girlfriend in 4 years, talking bitches i be done with.