Battles Maverick vs Sir-Real
RULES
Best display of lyricism only using the ŪL/OOL sounds for every end-rhyme (internals & compound syllables allowed) – 20 lines.
Max of 20 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The fans got this Live funeral streamed as a main-event on Hulu, but to get more of a feel of my PEN/PIN my suggestions Vudu
- BARS, you're in a miniscule clink bambulin' being taught my rhyme schemes at a prison school,
- They are-cynical, fool / like arsenical fuel on the brink of a scientist's ampule
- From a single sip to a written eulogy, it'll get you killed laying still 'til your skins azul – lifeless husk bluer than chlorine in a swimming pool
- Next line I'll explain how I got the drip, I drool at the sight of the rigor mortis; just me, 1 stiffened corpse, a ninja sword and a drillin' tool;
- Lapis lazuli, severed toes and fingers worn as necklace jewels.
- Shop around Voolu how about Zulily can't tell me you've found better styles so grueling, I'll even carve your pinky bones into eyebrow spoolies.
- Then if your hooligan fans plan to clash, who'll be damned? I'll slap-box on a tightrope with their unbalanced Wu Lei stance
- Splat, snapped fibula stampin' out all knule-kneed... Back to the horrorcore, you'll be wrapped
- In a black shroud of tulle, stabbed 2 tree twigs into your disemboweled skull, passerbys assume it's a Coolio mask
- I'm O.Z. The Hitmaker the ghoul of rap, I'll necromance your reincarnation through my ovular sac
- Gave birth to you from the uterus transplanted up my ass and I couldn't tell the difference between my stool and that
- We're both into the funkalicious boomy baps 'n if Hip Hop's old school, we grads
- This round is a queueless match, I be overruling wacks, talk about Ja Rule tryna clown Kool G Rap.
- In this game of Raul d'Ávila Pompeia's initials – some in it for the stacks of moolah, I do it for the passion you'll-
- Envy, never-ending as we're entering right passed the Yule, gradual battle duels, you keep returning like annual has-been renewals
- Nonthreatening MCs catching a dub against me is like capturing zero gravity xerographically,
- Shearing a bald lamb of wool, being popular with unpopped acne papules, feeling masculine havin' a lavender julep, cleaning someone else's mouth with your own napkin drool,
- Or trying to out-wisecrack Deadpool; comical raps like Nooligan, Zoolander writing past the lunula
- So try me, waste a ring and blast your bullets, I'll dodge them while I practice hulas.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Please Sir. can i have some more, choking on your own gruel
- totally in tune you spit a dart - i throw a harpoon
- cooler than the coldest cube, i capture platforms like Zool
- and your portrait is a dick doodle, in a flip book cartoon
- torn not born from the womb, doctor cut you out with a spoon
- like Bobby Brown, now they soon holla 'Yo Dont be so Cruel'
- but i'm bullying this dude, like Fiddy do too Ja Rule
- Sir taking him to school, but wont do a car pool
- number one in duels, zeros follow on like a googol
- resistance is futile, i'm touching boobs while shooting noob's
- constantly dropping jewels, this fool only drop brown stools
- and rohypnol in alcohol, like Cosby's drug mule
- open to ridicule, because his dick is so minuscule
- and theirs been 'nuff vegetables, stuffed up his vestibule
- all day gays spray your face, like sticky white aerosol
- hand shaking his can, this bitch sweeter than glycerol
- colon collapsed, soothes his hole with loads of anusol
- stress tearing at ya hair follicle, dissect you into molecules
- swallow that cyanide capsule, like its a paracetamol
- need medical but your already dead - way ahead of schedule..