DEFENDER'S RAP

• //Guy 1:
• Can I get a number 1, to go, no ice in my coke please.
• //Guy 2:
• Okay sir, so a number 1, no ice in your coke?, Well, there isn't any ice today, so you're in luck,
• //Guy 1:
• Yeah yeah, cool fucking story, get me my order
• //Guy 2:
• Woah, I won't tolerate these insults, you fat ass!!,
• //Guy 1:
• I'm fat? You probably eat all the food when it's brought in, You're never at the window when I order,
• //Guy 2:
• Maybe because I was busy fucking your wife,
• //Guy 1:
• My wife died.....
• //Guy 2:
• [Oh I am sorry, I didn't mean to-
• Guy 1:
• She died because you gave her AIDs.....