Battles TheStugots vs JayFlow
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JayFlow won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Fantasizing about a fancy whip full'a bad bitches.
- Wake up to my ma screamin at me from the livin' room to do the dishes.
- Gotta get energized, go to dunkin donuts to get a coffee.
- No socks on, holes in my shirt and my face is kinda scruffy.
- Thinking about the employee, some chick too young take her A.C.T.
- So Instead I'll bring a doughnut to the bathroom,
- fuck the hole a few more times than two because I outgrew my vacuum.
- Look myself in the mirror, oh I got a gross interior?
- Trick you into a nice lunch put poison in your teacup
- and chuck ya corpse into Lake Superior.
- Or I might keep your body around,
- sit it down at dinner with all my family members around.
- Does that make me a pervert?
- Bitch sit down it's time for dessert,
- shove your pretty little face with vanilla sherbert.
- For your next dessert I'll squirt something later that look like vanilla yogurt.
- Sorry for being a little on edge,
- tell the Feds where I left ten legs and ten heads on one bedspread ,
- and the body of Whoopi Goldberg, but I kept her dirty dreads.
- Go to a party show up a little tardy,
- sneak around pissin in people's drinks if they wearin clothes made by Ed Hardy.
- It's my fault I turned out this way,
- Walk in a bathroom come out with black and blonde braids
- laughing and taunting Native Americans on a rainy Columbus Day.
- Lie down to watch a movie, make my girl a drink wit ice and Lysol.
- Complaining of cramps or a stomache ache,
- so I gave her some Molly that I passed off as Midol.
- Maybe it ain't my fault, you know how kids be
- Besides I was raised right,
- I grew up on movies by Walt Disney.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm a demented genius, respect? i don't need it.
- no question or reason, but if i wanted to, i could redeem it.
- Watch me take... just to lend to the ones who need it.
- This isn't the end just because you're bleedin, no period needed
- I leave deep creases in these sneeks
- As i stomp the freaks, geeks, and weaks that envy me.
- i mosh heavily, sending these heavenly records B.
- entering the tracks right, barely letting the letters breathe.
- I don't care if you're black or white, it can be a checkered scene.
- None is better than me; maybe... if they made a better me.
- Couldn't spot you, if you were a plumped leopard, on pink leather seats.
- The game is my girl, i let her read, these letters i bring.
- I protect her whenever, forever! I mean endless centuries.
- I spiral upward into another dimension where the weather is green.
- Cause i'm fresher then bread on bread.
- You and your friends ?
- Can be pronounced "dead on dead." i'm talking lead for a leg.
- A knife for an eye. This art for your heart,
- And any spare parts, so i can tear you apart.
- Never liked you, I murder you with an IQ,
- I answer your questions then compare smarts.
- Now get on this, feel the true power of a predigest
- But only to the phonies who can never get, why i never quit.
- I'm commin so hard, watch me coat your bitch!
- I out wit. I out spit. So ill with the flow, you're town can go get sick!
- They crown my gift, but i still spit an ocean with no fish
- Man they need a steal boat, for this, cause they soaked from it.
- My patterns are gorgeous, but can break the ice like Titanic's courses did
- But only thing that matters is, did i win this battle?
- Of cores i did!