Battles KingGeorge vs Dope_Doc
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Christmas song
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- HOOK 1:
- "Come thru like I'm Saint Nick
- My dick on ya bit Christmas list
- Da bitch bad, dont gotta check my list
- I wrap it up, dont wanna catch dat gift"
- .................
- {REPEAT}
- VERSE 1:
- I'll let da choppa lift ya spirit like da holidays
- Dey dont kno who shot em cause i pop em from a blockway
- Hop in a sled thru da snow, gotta ride away
- Dey kno i got da snow make a ho rocaway
- Gotta get da rock a way give a damn wat a copper say
- Ya bit sent a gift, Wat it is, Its a private plane
- Gotta get da dope, I just took it out da microwave
- No hoe wit of da flow u can call me a tidal wave.
- VERSE 2:
- Ain't no question ya bit wanna step in my section
- She look my direction, tried 2 make an impression
- She act like she desperate, cant be my selection
- I touched her, she said, she caught an erection
- You really a bitch with a weapon, boi watch wer you steppin
- Yo OG pay me for protection, nigga wanna feature me, cant help him
- I'm good on yo verse, call a reverend, hope somebody can bless it
- Haters gone hate, dey act like detectives
- Dey kno ima kill it but dey still tryin 2 catch it
- Bitch ima king, u a peasants
- Makin boss moves like um being elected
- {VAMP}
- Dis dat Christmas theme bitch
- Dis dat Christmas theme ho
- Merry Christmas mean bitch
- Merry Christmas mean ho
- Flexin you a fiene bit, b4 christmas u seen snow
- Like bells my name ring bitch
- Listen to it jingle
- Dis da Christmas song bitch'
- Dis dat Christmas song ho
- Dis dat Christmas song bitch
- Ho ho ho
- .................
- HOOK 2:
- Came thru like im Saint Nick
- it aint christmas if da trees aint lit
- fuck a missle toe she wanna suck dis dick
- nun of dese ho ho hoes aint shit
- im santa so i came to slay shit
- aint in da chimney um n da basement
- shinin lik an Christmas ornament
- happy holidays dis my present to you kids
DEFENDER'S RAP
- On Christmas I whip open the peanut butter and the jelly/
- You're probably Santa, with just the beard and the belly/
- This is the story of Santa Claus during his pimp days/
- His slay was more full of hoes named Cherray'/
- Santa sent the 'helper' to rob all the shelters/
- when his papa found out, he got sent to the dwarf elders/
- He slapped the hoe straight across the lip/
- Ms Claus baked the cookies for the fat crazy bitch/
- He wasn't so kind when it came to his wife/
- as he grew older he regretted not banging her in his prime/
- Before there were gift wraps Santa spoke wicked facts/
- Santa grabbed the gat he had purchased from Elf, where is Will at/
- He sprayed on his sucker repellent and spent the next segments grabbing his presents/
- Dropping off the bombs he had plotted in response to the peasants/
- His greed kept him friendless, fucked up his credit made amends with his dentist/
- Chewed on his necklace, drove his slay reckless, snorted so much coke he left a man neck-less/
- DUI charges, regardless this whole holiday started with a heartless man of darkness/
- Carcass tarnished, soon as he become an elder his whole career grew the largest/
- He still keeps his steel as he kneels to appeal/
- Santa is a registered predator, that's why parents tell children he isn't real/
- Why do you think we never see Claus?/
- Because the motherfucker is on the run from the law/
- Krampus drove 'em off campus, planted the fat ass on the canvas/
- Santa has a, daughter named candace, can't even go to her B-ball practice/
- It happens, Santa the assassin ransom handsome multiple kidnappings/
- Drove off into the night laughing, Santa went back to his trapping habits/