Battles KingKidd vs TheStugots
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- "When I' am high on acid pills my flow get
- so ill but it almost got me killed see I got so ridiculous I
- tried fucking a toilet and almost got my dick flushed no doubt
- I'am addicted to the rush hell I even nailed nine inch nails in me till
- they were flushed I didn't even say fuck I didn't even cuss it
- might of been a sexual lust "wait what?!" Never mind tho I might
- have a demented mind but I write clever rhymes tho do a song with busta?
- Sure Id love ta hey yo busta busta instead of being a god emcee
- I think rather be or rather I am a odd emcee cause I like to go to the
- bathroom take a cam and a knife and film me cutting
- my dingaling while I pee is that weird? Or queered? I think it's neither;
- what's that? Oh I don't I think guns should be outlawed in Iraq either
- yeah I love the talaban man I was the leader till I got kicked out
- for celebrating Easter well I guess it's time to end this verse
- But you'll see me again at night when I silently lurk when I kill you
- I promise you when Iam at the trial I'll give your mother a smile or smirk
- till then I'll end this threat with this verse"
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I chill with a bunch of jives and real men's men sorta guys.
- Who date women with no thighs and look down to compare size.
- Pullin out their Swiss Army knives on some guys' unwise wives.
- We roll deep, my dudes till I'm thirty.
- They married so I'm outtie, got no girly But my favorite porn is on,
- so I gotta go home a little early.
- Sit in the corner gettin a little dusty.
- No action, my pubes a little musty.
- Chicks cuss me, don't even notice cuz my eyes on their bust, B, I'm lusty.
- Saw a bitch draped in freckles,
- had to fuck her till she didn't have one speckle of freckle left.
- I'll be her daddy, roll a fattie, roll off in a Peugeot that I think is a cream Caddie.
- Gave her a pill, told her it was Plan B the generic brand,
- washed it down with a coke can filled with Brandy
- spiked with somethin that canned her attention span.
- Dumped her at the laundromat, where all the trailor chicks reside at.
- After all that my night is finally done,
- i can't wait to see what's goin on when I turn thirty one.