Battles Diddle vs ctrlRyan
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let the pen do all the talkin' / no I ain't jokin'/
- After this people be callin' you a bong, cause I'll leave you smokin'/
- Provin' that my rhythm be like H20 when I start flowin'/
- But Im also like H2O2 too/ yes Im that potent/
- Slayin all these curse ridden nitwits with countless gimmicks/
- Writin or typin nonsense multi's for the sake of lyrics/
- I immolate and desolate like fire/ you'll melt like plastic/
- I heard you on the radio the other day/ the song was titled static!/
- Even with your ammo stacked/ you better get back Jack/
- Cause you're just a snack/ actually worse/ you're a tic tac.
- Even in your tip top form you wont survive this storm/
- With every diss, disassemble this turd/ until his deformed/
- I think your too blinded by ego, amigo that you werent informed/
- That your lyrics put people to sleep like a hanky with chloroform/
- Keep your lyrics to yourself you whelp/ forget your dream/
- You may claim you're a machine but you obviously run on steam/
- Bring a team, but that wont be enough/ you'll need morphine/
- Beat you so hard, you'll be gargling you're own blood like listerine/
- Lyrics so real like 3D or a dream thats quite lucid/
- An abomination cause Im solid hard but at the same time fluid/
- Never underestimate your enemy's level cause thats stupid/
- Cause you never know who can leave you butt-naked like cupid/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hey little Diddle who raps with his fiddle,
- stuck in a piddle like Malcolm in The Middle,
- when you battle against these rhymes that I riddle,
- i see your body squirm and give off a little jiggle,
- now you're on my terms, you've never looked so brittle,
- so come watch this fickle, cripple, dribble,
- as i smack him with a bat, and hit him with a triple
- send little sickle Diddle back to suck his mummy's nipples
- Acting so big like fire is his element,
- i've heard it all before, sounds so fucking arrogant,
- but look at me, the epicenter of intelligence,
- then look at you, an utter embarrassment
- I don't even need to go hard, this is a basic comparison,
- I don't even need to go far, to deliver this punishment,
- i'm sick of reading your bars, you have a look of astonishment,
- at the fact you're really bad, you're fit for abolishment