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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Verse 1
- Yo yo yo
- Now ain't nobody fuckin wit the mastermind
- I'm like Einstein, a hundred and fifty times magnified
- Nicola Tesla an', Jon Von Neuman
- All wrapped up in the body in one human
- I rhyme the tightest, shine the brightest
- I blind the optic fibers in anybody's iris
- When it comes to rappin, I'll smash your ass
- Whether you Latin, Black or Anglo-Saxon
- I'll smack you wit a backhand
- That crack your back like chiropractors after looking at your CAT scan
- In between albums, I've become a masked man like Batman
- And stalk my own rap fans
- I'm like a madman fighting a war
- Throwing lightning rods, swinging lightning swords
- Blow you away with a force that'll leave your body lost
- Gone, nothin to mourn, nothing to do a autopsy on
- I rock till I can't rock no more
- Till I can't get no motherfucking props no more
- Till they boo me on stage when I'm out on tour
- Till 2000 B.C. ain't hot no more
- I'm a dragon wit the head of a lion, jaws be like saws grinding
- Claws rip through walls of cast iron
- I slap fire at a hoodlum, pull out steel and start shooting
- I clap iron like Duke Nukem
- Try to attack 'Bis, you get your face stomped
- Flatter than a compact disc wit black Timbs
- Flatter than a Yankee baseball cap rim
- Flatter than the knife *Jigga* stabbed Un wit
- Hook
- If you the first nigga that laugh
- I'll blow you in half
- The first nigga to talk trash
- I'ma blow you in half
- The first nigga to show your ass
- I'll blow you in half
- The first time'll be your last
- 'Cause I'ma blow you in half
- Verse 2
- Yo, check it!
- I destroy a whole city block when I'm ready to rock
- Blow the speaker box, magnetically shielded or not
- Magnetically energy propagates in radio waves
- Oscillating lyrics and beats copulate then pop your tape
- Manipulating space in large proportions
- Millions of brain organs get lost when I start talkin'
- About shit like, supernatural forces
- Gnomes and fairies and superstring theories
- Most of you motherfuckers barely
- Even understand the English language, much less think clearly
- When I die, will I go to Heaven or Hell
- Or will I end up in a place called the Van Allen Belt
- I researched my roots, looking for proof
- The best place to hide a lie is between two truths
- The aftermath of a nuclear blast
- When the average death sentence becomes a death paragraph
- I dig a 5 by 9 rectangle in the grass
- Read your epitaph and bury your ass
- As the coffin gets lowered into the ground slowly
- I'll sing all of your greatest hits oldies on Karaoke
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Intro: Sample
- Check it, loop a funky 45, and I'll wreck it
- Verse 1: Apathy
- The radio ain't a factor, to a radioactive rapper
- I send your soul shootin' through the sky like the rapture
- I could put racks on the fact that y'all are wacker
- The facts are I'm faster than Bruce Lee's master
- I'll mash ya, I'm massive, disastrous massacre
- I'm sorry there just ain't another cracker of my caliber
- Excalibur, I'm Merlin with evil spells swirlin'
- Inside a boiling cauldron, use caution 'cause I'm hurling
- Stones and rocks in homes and yachts, telephone poles and blocks
- With strength of a hurricane that drops a gazillion megawatts
- Of electrical shots
- I'm so exceptional, the skeptical just shut up and watch
- Y'all are fronting like your bosses, your business is all week
- You little dudes are way more Walmart than Wall Street
- The all-seeing eye, seventh letter, whatever you call 'em
- The 33 vertebrae inside of your spinal column
- I shoot a million future Messiahs inside of a condom
- And shoot a million more at the bottom of hoes when I drop 'em
- To their knees like followers, dropped at the feet of Christ
- Need advice, drop the mic, it'll probably save your life
- Take a hike, we ain't alike, it's serious day and night
- To put meat in front of a shark and expectin' him not to bite
- Brighten up, y'all emotional bitches should lighten up
- Motherfuckers get gassed, so naturally I light 'em up
- Scratch Hook: Sample
- Check it, loop a funky 45, and I'll wreck it
- I'm not your average MC with the Joe Schmoe flow
- Check it, loop a funky 45, and I'll wreck it
- Skilled in the trade of that old boom bap
- Check it, loop a funky 45, and I'll wreck it
- If you don't know me by now, you'll never know
- I can kick a rhyme over ill drum rolls
- With a kick, snare, kicks and high hat
- Verse 2: Apathy
- I'm a bad man, take an aluminum bat to Batman
- And backhand the nurse, then autograph the CAT Scan
- No pulse, flat line when Ap rhyme, it's halftime
- Rappers talk back, get a cracked spine
- Only a face that a mother could love
- I slap the soul out your body, let it hover above
- .45 caliber killer, blood spiller, vanilla ape
- Sleep is the cousin of death, so I'm still awake
- Facilitate rappers who appear to have a death wish
- I'm Hell's biggest promoter, I'll throw you on the guest list
- Nobody's schoolin' me, even rappers that's cool with me
- It's like they drained the blood from my veins and put jet fuel in me
- Your tomfoolery will have you runnin' jewelry
- Two or three of your crew will be bringin' all of your loot to me
- Stupidly rappers assume I only mean musically
- Until I beat 'em brutally, I'm fucked up truthfully, yeah
- Holy Grail sipper, this is the Last Supper
- I save a chosen few, and let the mass suffer
- Cash lover, ass toucher, Ap's butter
- Slash suckers 'fore I chamber a round and blast fuckers
- Scratch Hook x2