DEFENDER'S RAP

• Hi Rick I'm Dave how goes it, you good, you straight/
• Great, hey while I got your attention, did you see that grave/
• That's for you i dug it yesterday/
• Let's get you your last rights quick question what's you faith/
• Cause if you Athiest this transition will go much quicker/
• But if not well I got this checklist it's printed on this Jesus picture/
• Okay so jabber jaw, Rick, you strike me as someone who likes to talk/
• I'm mean alot so before you speak I need to cut you off/
• You been a bad bad boy and before judgement call/
• I think we should go down the list and and cross some shit off/
• True or False you beat off to anime tentacle porn/
• False ok movin on don't fret there's several more/
• True or False you stole lube from a convenient store/
• True, cool, related question, what did you need it for/
• Ouch i bet that smarts sorry I asked wow that's wild/
• True or False you was apart of a naked same sex dogpile and was aroused/
• True but they were transgender so it doesn't count/
• Ok if you say so, oh times up get in the hole I'm gettin a call shit, later bro I gotta go/