Battles Web_Alternate vs
RULES
Hey write something crazy and sexual the 1 with the craziest and funniest verse wins
Max of 24 lines
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Battle on February 4 2019 and Battle on October 25 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Your as useless as a TV with no electricity
- Your stinky tongue has bad taste In selectivity
- You chose me I'm a thug who's inside fucking your ass
- Robbed 50 KFC's came out with a bucket of cash
- Come baby I own a crib so come with to crash
- We can get wasted off Sprite with a muffin to snack
- Lets watch The Avengers while we rushing to act
- I'll be the Incredible Hulk I'm coming to SMASH!
- And after I decimated the Cat woman
- I webbed the kitten something Mr Bats couldn't
- (Oops my bad he did) after I did It first
- He had my sloppy seconds for dinner serve
- Then I dated this other girl Felicia
- She was way prettier than the first girl Alicia
- I wanted to please her call me Mr joy giver
- She plays with my joy stick like It's some toy figure
- I deliver the goods like a under paid pizza man
- I flipped off this fat chick named Christina Ann
- Along with Melina and Miss Diva Khalifa ran
- When the tough chick Miss Hurricane Katrina stands
- I land on the sand an Island I catch upon
- Which spawns a group of (DAMN!) some sexy Amazons
- Huge and gorgeous yet lesbian and rocking
- Disliking corndogs Is something we have In common
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm that nigga chicks like to check out
- When they spot me they like to shout
- Astound by my looks and my swag
- I even had some chicks touch me I get harassed
- I got It bad man but shit feels so good
- When they fronting like this you know they want the wood
- But there are some chicks that ain't feeling this
- Instead they filling they ugly ass face with bliss
- Them chicks ain't shit they ain't dimes
- Worthless ass bitch they a waste of my time
- Hood bitches be fat as an cow
- I ain't drinking no milk from them titties wow
- I'm done now man hoes you can't be trusting
- They be causing drama they only good for fucking