Battles  Web_Alternate vs

RULES

Hey write something crazy and sexual the 1 with the craziest and funniest verse wins

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Web_Alternate won this battle!

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Battle on February 4 2019 and Battle on October 25 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Your as useless as a TV with no electricity
  • Your stinky tongue has bad taste In selectivity
  • You chose me I'm a thug who's inside fucking your ass
  • Robbed 50 KFC's came out with a bucket of cash
  • Come baby I own a crib so come with to crash
  • We can get wasted off Sprite with a muffin to snack
  • Lets watch The Avengers while we rushing to act
  • I'll be the Incredible Hulk I'm coming to SMASH!
  • And after I decimated the Cat woman
  • I webbed the kitten something Mr Bats couldn't
  • (Oops my bad he did) after I did It first
  • He had my sloppy seconds for dinner serve
  • Then I dated this other girl Felicia
  • She was way prettier than the first girl Alicia
  • I wanted to please her call me Mr joy giver
  • She plays with my joy stick like It's some toy figure
  • I deliver the goods like a under paid pizza man
  • I flipped off this fat chick named Christina Ann
  • Along with Melina and Miss Diva Khalifa ran
  • When the tough chick Miss Hurricane Katrina stands
  • I land on the sand an Island I catch upon
  • Which spawns a group of (DAMN!) some sexy Amazons
  • Huge and gorgeous yet lesbian and rocking
  • Disliking corndogs Is something we have In common

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm that nigga chicks like to check out
  • When they spot me they like to shout
  • Astound by my looks and my swag
  • I even had some chicks touch me I get harassed
  • I got It bad man but shit feels so good
  • When they fronting like this you know they want the wood
  • But there are some chicks that ain't feeling this
  • Instead they filling they ugly ass face with bliss
  • Them chicks ain't shit they ain't dimes
  • Worthless ass bitch they a waste of my time
  • Hood bitches be fat as an cow
  • I ain't drinking no milk from them titties wow
  • I'm done now man hoes you can't be trusting
  • They be causing drama they only good for fucking

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