Battles DMM vs KerryPoppins
RULES
Sexual Content
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I got your girl like
- "Oh, SickWithIt, you're so slick with it
- Why don't you slip a slick quick one in"
- Because bitch, I can't fit twelve inch in
- I created the master cock, it's my invention
- How bout you give me a time out in detention
- I'll give you some attention and a lot of tension
- I'll fix your back real quick as soon as I lengthen
- This here kids is what I call an erection
- But to cops for me it's an illegal possession
- It wasn't my intention to win biggest cock election
- Sometimes I sleep and night and over extend it
- I once shoved my dick in her mouth and stopped girl's heart
- It's not my fault she had a weird arch and my dick's sharp
- My dick's a masterpiece, I play it like a harp when I'm hard
- I strum along the pubic hairs on my balls that are carved
- I can tell you one thing right now, my dick is surely not starved
- What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?
- A cock that stays up all night long, have you heard the rumor?
- My dick's so big that they can't keep track of it on a ruler
- Girl's so young and thirsty they tell me knock knock jokes
- "Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Anita!
- Anita who? Anita Dick inside me!"
- Ladies, ladies you can all pleasure me
- We'll have a threesome or more, pussy galore
- I go to bed inside her so I can wake up for more
- My dick goes "cock-a-doodle-doo", think's he's a rooster
- You don't believe me? Sometime's the truth hurts
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Those who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny prick, bitch.
- Internet pick-up lines are the only thing that you'll ever be slick with.
- I'm quick with my wit, while you're just dimwitted, and only halfway committed.
- You want sexual content, so you can jack off to something pre-written,
- I don't need to hear rumors about your "rooster,"
- I'll seduce ya with a few wine coolers while you're in a stupid stupor.
- Behind the scenes, you're just a producer, while I'm the future.
- I'm superhuman-- like superman, but I've got D's on my chest.
- Undressed, leaving you impressed, with a new level of zest.
- I'll let your imagination handle the rest,
- My best guess is that you're still thinking of the size of my breasts.
- This is a battle for first place, but you're only second-best.