Battles RichHomieFitzgerld vs youngmohali
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Wait, am I battling Abhijit? I thought he was in rehab? What ever I'll roll with it I guess
- I'm the only rapper that these people really care for
- You're the reason there's security in the airport
- I'd tell you to suck my dick but that might be racist
- Plus I don't want to get my shit caught in your braces
- Maybe you deserve those, you're tiny as fuck
- You get to stay up on your feet when a dude needs his dick sucked
- I know I got a lot of faults, I'm aware of all that
- But how you say you want beef when you allergic to that?
- Fuck you, It's time to quit your bitchin'
- Imma put this shit on Worldstar with the title "White Boy Kills Brown Midget"
- (Worldstar nigga sleep!)
- Fuckin up with that haircut, head shaped like Spongebob
- You're trying to sell drugs like you think that's a fun job
- Fuck that, and fuck you
- When's the last time you heard your parents say "I love you"
- How's it feel to know that I will always be above you
- I ain't talkin height now, I'm talking on some other shit
- Lyrics, Flow, Spiritual, I'm always on some other shit
- You say you get ass, but you're hooking up with David's friends
- After he is done with them and Baby J is sexting them
- I could make a whole mixtape about you, that's some diss songs
- My dude got suspended from his own prom
- Cause he knew that he couldn't get a date to his own prom
- But even David got one
- How 'bout that
- All these girls think you're cute
- But not in a "date way"
- More like an a "Oh, this little kid wants to play!" way
- Well except for Mikayla, I heard you guys had a ball
- But I was talking to Cristian, he said your penis was small
- You talk about ambition
- Say you'll make a lot of money one day
- Think the journey is all games and fun
- But when it's all said and done
- And I'm successful and won
- You'll end up working at Tony's
- With your little pink gun
- Running errands for David
- Not even making a fraction of what Arash does
- You're up
- You half a fool, you optimist
- I see you like my optometrist
- You talk about my girlfriend, but you ain't never really had one
- Well Emma in the backseat, but you ain't never really had one
- You say I'm fat and all, but thats because you're scared and small
- You never had no self esteem, had to build a twitter regime
- To get some good feedback, cause in real life, you ain't have that
- I killed you in no time at all
- Perfected rhymes and called you small
- It took you twice the time as me to talk about some Adderall?
- My response is half as long as yours, but this the most important verse
- 93, we with gardening tools
- We all state, you ain't starting fools
- Took a dream from in my head, groomed it, grew it, now here's The End
- Kasey is my dawg and all
- That's why he's KaseyBark, yanno
- B Clark, Midgey, Durbsman, IceBox, Kimu, Labes, Billy
- They been here since the start, but now it's winding down around the bend
- Thank you all for listing, this is The motherfucking End
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This nigga raps like he's dyslexic
- Because he knows that numbers aren't worth it
- Take a trip back to school you corny little bitch
- I feel something in the air I think I got an itch
- I reel money in from thin air whilst you sit in the basement of your widowed mom's ditch
- Oh shit
- Need to take a break
- Don't fuck with the feds you fuck with the snakes
- Hope the grass is long enough to cover your mistakes
- Nobody trusts the shit that you say
- Duck and spray is how my niggas get away
- Bullets aimed at your head top don't even come my way
- Fucked your girl and she told me she thought you were gay
- Hope you sucked enough dick to make it past 8th grade
- They probably taught you basic grammar
- But by the looks of it you sound like my dead grandma
- Yo bitch gave me head in the parking lot
- Doing donuts like tokyo drift and calling the shots
- Big Vin Diesel I need my whiskey on the rocks
- Puberty ain't hit you yet because I know you still wear crocs
- Little alligator boy I milly rock on your block until the sun's out
- My guns out
- Make sure you got the nuns out
- They like little boys that haven't had their balls dropped
- OH LAWD I GOTTA STOP
- BUT I JUST HIT A LICK EATING 10 PIECE CHICKEN WINGS AT WING STOP