CHALLENGER'S RAP

• May I have your attention please?
• I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
• To get dirty hands (to get dirty hands)
• Everybody (everybody)
• Come take my ear (come take my ear)
• We'll walk through Cornwall together, through the storm
• Whatever weather, cold or warm
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• His brains are smelly, elbows skinny, knees are smelly
• There's food on his shoes already, teacher's roast dinner
• He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to get dirty hands,
• But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
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• And I am, a toad
• If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
• In the paper, the news everyday I am
• Radio won't even play my jam
• 'Cause I am, a toad
• If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
• In the paper, the news everyday I am
• I don't know it's just the way I am
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• You better convert to law
• You own it, you better never let it go
• You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to get dirty hands
• This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
• You better convert to law
• You own it, you better never let it go
• You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to get dirty hands
• This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
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• So lets go back
• Follow the star as we go on another episode
• Journey with me as I take you through Cornwall
• I once used to call home sweet home
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• Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the supermarket now
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• And when I'm gone, just get dirty hands, don't mourn
• Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my smelly brains
• Just know that I'm looking down on you sailing
• And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
• Just convert to law
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• And when he's gone, just get dirty hands, don't mourn
• Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his skinny elbows
• Just know that he's looking down on you smooching
• And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
• Just convert to law in your shoes.