Battles  BBAE vs

RULES

Keep a central metaphor throughout. Use those elements to diss your opponent. This is a CREATIVE battle. no straight dissing

Max of 16 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

BBAE won this battle!

3 ROUNDS

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Battle on October 17 2018 and Battle on October 20 2018

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • you like 5 4, I'm like ace-king
  • gonna Royal flush all your daydreams
  • you flop hard, I get jack queen
  • that's ten times you gonna pay me
  • you got chips in the river, I'll double the pot
  • you should've turned around when you came to my spot
  • poker face bluffing don't go over on my block
  • I'm coming for your girls V like my name's spock
  • in fact I'll be taking her v card, cause I'm suave like Picard
  • I'm suited for this shit, you a straight retard
  • I got the nuts to battle you, in every regard
  • and regardless of the odds, I'm betting all in, I go hard
  • so you better check yourself, before you limp in blind
  • I'm a poker pimp, all your cards are one of a kind
  • You think you representing aces, but those pairs are mine
  • you think you can read my poker faces, you really are blind

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • It's Ba-bae
  • Feeling kinky?
  • In your ass, a pine
  • Christmas Tree
  • Your shit is garbage
  • Toilet
  • You are teenage girl
  • Hamlet
  • Get shot in the face
  • Helmet
  • You smell like shit
  • Julia Roberts

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