DEFENDER'S RAP

• You're going to get fucking wrecked. This is where I start cutting your neck.
• You tried cheating a win, that's robbing, confess.
• That caused people to start dropping respect.
• You should get your shit talking checked.
• I'm going to carve your insides out til you're a fucking #hollow #tube.
• Your mom was gonna #starve so she's on the floor sucking to #swallow you.
• She's a god damn maid with a #vacuum, fucking to get paid in the backroom.
• Cum and #shit #all #over, she's displayed as a #statue.
• Ah fuck, she's stuck on all fours, with nuts on her breast
• I suck? You suck way more, #just #for #much #less.
• Whoever would fuck you is just too lazy to masturbate.
• Faggot, walking out of that alley with a shady aftertaste.
• Relax, I'm literally a kidder, I'm kidding, Except you should seriously consider quitting.
• But what's the difference between a joke and two dicks.
• You can't take a joke, when all you've got is a broken toothpick.
• My punchline jokes, could crush five blokes, until their bloodlines broke.
• Give em seizures and sometimes strokes, as I munch lines you wrote.
• You fucking regurgitated cum bubble, I heard you dated some muscle. (20 lines)
• Is that why your parents abused you?
• Did they walk in on two embarrassed confused dudes?
• Still can't figure out why your parents would molest a dyke.
• I mean, who would want to fuck with a transvestite?
• Then again, I did see you on that fag website.
• Why are you looking at me like a deer in the damn headlight?
• Do I need to explain this to you? I don't have the time or crayons.
• Fuck it dude, I'm going to quit with the bi and gay bombs.
• So... are your parents siblings? Where exactly are you and your ferrets living?
• How many times are you going to say Lyrical, Linguistic, or the mother line?
• After this shit, I'm afraid that you'll be cynical, realistic, and color blind.
• I'll admit, you had me a little scared, but you should have been triple prepared.
• I'm not even worried anymore, you should hurry to the door.
• Don't come back for a second round, or I'll send you to heaven by the pound.