Battles Audacious vs Web_Alternate
RULES
I am better than all you faggots, Webs you have to diss yourself and sound ridiculous or you'll lose.
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 28 2018 and Battle on March 3 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I would fucking diss you but I'm the coolest dude
- With the coolest moves so chill I sound like the cruelest too
- I'm the best I'm better than the rest on this faggot site
- And I don't give a fuck about M and his massive hype
- All you tools be sucking and taking massive pipes
- To the head and to the butt Is what you faggots like
- I know you fools all dislike the strikes with the bite
- But your bars are like recyclable Insert here alright
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm just a poor guy from a hood, opening books
- I use women's shampoo when I'm stroking the wood
- Then go to bed, get back up, slip on a banana peel
- Fall on my ass and tore a hole In my pajama seal
- It's my day off so I stay locked and caged
- Like a super hermit, reality I'm not engaged
- I can't marry the world, and I'm not married to girls
- I'm married to life, until I'm buried In hurl
- Call me Einstein because my IQ Is high as a kite
- People can't defy gravity as I fly to the light
- I'm nerd who likes comics, with science fiction
- Plus did I mention my left hand loves applying friction?
- When I'm by myself I talk to myself denying self
- Yet self aware In a crowd without the enlightening help
- Don't fret, I'm not Insane just have many thoughts
- I can here myself think, It's just too many talk
- Spider Sense In my pants telling me avoid this tranny
- It looked fat yet pancake thin with the flattest of fannies