CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Last night I left hickeys on her neck
• Wait, you just dissed me, I'm perplexed
• Insult me in a line, compliment me on the next, damn
• I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
• Was watchin' 8 Mile on my Nordic Track
• Realized I forgot to call you back
• Here's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter cap
• Stan, Stan, son, listen, man, dad isn't mad
• But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
• The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable
• Supplyin' smoke, got the fire stoked
• Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
• I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
• Your reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo"
• So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
• With your corny lines (Slim you're old)
• Ow, Kelly, ooh, but I'm 45 and I'm still outselling you
• By 29 I had three albums that had blew
• Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
• Go in someone's daughter's mouth stealin' food
• But you're a fuckin' mole hill, now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!
• Ho, chill, actin' like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow
• Gun, I bet you ain't a bow and arrow
• Say you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead
• Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still
• Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?
• What the fuck's in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?
• 'Cause I'm takin' a shit in 'em, Kelly, I need reading material