Battles Jumpdiepie vs CarlCee
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm the biggest prick in this town
- The British Chris Brown
- Visit your award ceremony
- And just sit down
- I'll slash your tire just cause I enjoy the hiss sound
- Disagree with this, my sleeves'll slip down
- Fists out, swingin' 'till the 56th round
- I could beat you with my wrists bound
- Ha
- I list my inspirations in roughly this order:
- Father Christmas, Satan, and Chris Dorner
- I'm spreading disorder
- I diss all the rappers who I asked to collaborate and got a missed call of
- Rap's Piers Morgan
- But with a pierced organ
- Too much information?
- Too bad, that's the beer talking
- I sit too near broads
- And make them feel awkward
- Randy as Ramsay
- Now cook me a meal, Gordon
- Now here's the point where you might think
- "Why's he still talking? Slimey limey
- Why should I see the appeal of him?"
- And that's the point
- I travel through the camera
- And slap you 'till you're black and blue, Rihanna
- Alicia Keys needs to improve her grammar
- I'll take a hammer to her new piano
- Now you've had a glimpse inside the ill mind of Dan Bull
- Try to get out, I doubt you will find the handle
- My lines are angle grinders
- They mangle rhymers
- I rap into the sky
- And the air force scrambles fighters
- Spit fire
- You stink like a lit tire
- I'll bring you down to the ground
- Quick as a zip wire
- Listen to this: My dick is thick and it's large
- So get onto Twitter and tell Nicki Minaj
- America's gone shit since you had Britain in charge
- And fuck off if you think that's a little bit harsh
- I'll stick a petard up in your doors of perception
- Snipping the wires, no phone call for protection
- I get dressed in my Sunday best
- And I still look less fresh than Kanye West
- So, give me the hand lotion
- And phone Frank Ocean
- I want to know his exact man-to-man quotient
- I'm loopy, that's limey for "so loco"
- I run and rub my crotch upon an old hobo
- Whilst shouting over my shoulder "No homo!"
- Because fuck it, you know, "YOLO!"
- Righty ho, that's Drake's act copied
- Who am I body bagging next, A$AP Rocky?
- I suppose I could, but I ain't that cocky
- I've already had two chains snatched off me
- It's time for payback, probably
- I pack a nine-inch winky, they attract totty
- And occasionally, I may strap shotties
- But usually I'll do a drive-by screwface at posses
- Sneeze and leave the seats of my Maybach snotty
- Green windows looking like they're made of stained glass, Gothic
- I'm a misanthropic proper maniac, potty
- I got crunk off a straight black coffee
- It was a bad idea to take that straitjacket off me
- You just don't have the power to restrain that, Scotty
- I rap with an ill mind, "Hey, that's Hoppy!"
- I'll tear his fucking face off, take that, Robbie!
- Your production quality is way bad, sloppy
- Or is your wave compression rate that lossy?
- "How can Hopsin be the one that he's dissing?"
- I'm just showing I can do this and still win the competition
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Man stop this shit shake your butt a little bit
- your just a bitchy boy who deserve to get hit by a racket.
- i will sent you right to hell by my rocket,
- and for the shit that i just read,
- it deserves a middle finger, followed by a fool poster on your forehead.
- tell me that you're joking not rapping, your raps are like a cane of junk
- so stop it punk
- rapping like pig’s grunt
- you're so drunk take a nap on your bunk, you’re dealing with stuntman, so be aware
- of the rap hulk!.
- sorry man rapping for a you is invalid, bitch you just lack such a talent,
- you aren’t up to date being an mcee for a bitch is too late,
- this battle will decide your fate
- if you think you can beat me see the definition kiss my butt homie!!!
- fuck this fight get outta my site, gotta hell take a break, life aint a game of luck.
- i am your worst nightmare i am a vampire i suck motherfucker's blood ,
- i ama let my fire to fucken light ya up, cause i am a dragon
- i am stronger than your clan even stronger than batman
- I am a sneak your soul like a Satan.
- i am rapping like a real mcee or at least a man, not like a dame
- log out maid or you will get maimed, have the shame get outta this game
- cause i don't rap a lame , if ya incite on rapping me get in ma lair then i will laid ya up broken for a year
- it's so weird that you're rapping on rappad.co
- log out bro this site is for adults not a homo
- You are not the biggest prick in town
- you are the biggest peak plus you aren't allowed to speak about Chris Brown, a man like him can dig ,prostrate, a gay down
- ''You rap with an ill mind'',
- pail are you blind ??!!
- guys like you are dull
- they just kicked their minds outta their skull
- for your info bro hand lotion used only by women
- therefore it's a sign that you even don't belong to men
- take a kitkat take a break,
- man you aren't an mcee man your mock your fake
- i will sting you like a snake,
- drink your ice tea and enjoy geting beaten by me
- Okay listen to this his d.ck is large so tell Nicki Minaj, bro you won't be able to massage Nicki Minaj she will fix a stick up to you ass.
- You have one loss cause you don't know how to start a fight,
- i am dazed tranna figure what the fuck you are tranna write.
- You wrote that big shit but nothing is related to rapping.
- you deserve a diss for your mess
- but bravo you made it, you lost the battle and made people believe that you got polio
- you are just a failure fellow
- you brought Kanye West
- bro you got an sms quick open your inbox
- guess what?? Eminem said in respond for ''Jumpdiepie''
- go to sleep bitch die motherfucker die , bye motherfucker bye'' slim-carl
- will make ya cry like a ''mocking bird'' .
- "Lose yourself'' in carl's lyrics,
- ''fly away'' cause you ''need a doctor''
- log out bro cause "This is survival of the fittest
- you are dealing with the ''rap god''
- so go dig for yourself a tomb in the motherfucken mud