Battles JESODIST vs Baghead951
RULES
55 Lines Text Battle. Lets see what curse words you come with. Good Luck
Max of 55 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on December 23 2018
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Bag Head, This is a once in a life time Rap Thread, You sound like a Fag Dread
- When its All Said I hunt down all your dickriding fagots and Blast Lead till they're All Dead
- You can't Test the Might, You spend all day sitting in a Desk, You Infected Dyke The Smelly Type
- Inspect the Light, I unleash the hate of every member you Detest on Site, Severed Right by The Vengeful Knight
- In one verse that I Erupt Despite your Tempted Hype and I hope you're able to Contest Tonight
- Everything Professed is Right, leave you looking like Desecrated Pike in a Reckless Rite
- Sucking Dick Under, You're not a King like no Other you're just A One Hit Wonder
- Fuckin Wanker I'll Rip your hands off for trynna Touch the Panter, I shape you like Formless Water
- Your bars so shit they should Come with Pamper I bring back any Flow you Tamper
- And leave your whole team of Pranksters in an Exploded Tanker, You're A Boring Rapper, Not a white shark you Just A Snapper
- So much my grandmother began Snoring Faster, A sad clown not Causing Laughter, Blowing smoke like A Bust Reactor
- No one come near while I Crush this Cancer put a label on his forehead that reads Owned by The Master
- And have him acting foolish on the comment section like An Obnoxious Dancer!!
- Enough with all the tough talks you only manage to convince the Faking Fools, Judging upon Shaky Stools
- These raps are expensive like a Tray of Jewels, I teach you the ropes like another Day in Schools
- You challenge the leading voices in Crazy Crews then socialize in Sacred Ruins breaking the Forsaken Rules
- The perfect example of a Two Face but greet imminent death against a True Ace in a Doomed Base stabbed with Harpoons Laced
- I'm A Tycoon in Place, A Lyrical Criminal untouched Physically Invisible, killing shit when Things get Critical You are simplistic bitch you're Not Invincible,
- Your bars are stretched and you're Hardly Lyrical, The type of Imbecile to easily get ticked off by a Hard Subliminal
- No time to postulate for you I'm Pass Empirical Cutting your life supply like A Popped Umbilical
- Your avatar says Much About You, I take your pride and Cut it in Two, Take a piss on your Ugly Rewiew, Sucker In Shoo
- Contacts? Rubbed with A Few, Have you Burnt like Stew then Take you down with a Mountain Dew
- I don't swallow beef I Thoroughly Chew after a Monster Q, Serving you is Nothing New
- We got more than Hundreds in Troops laughing at you and the Horrible Bloops
- I break you up like Deconstructing a Cube, Fuck you without Condom or Lube
- This is a sitting and you getting Gobbled like Food for trynna be a Double in Dude
- You go off like a Bitch on Men, Cursing Stroking Again and Again, You must be a Sticky Fren
- If I wrote some lines in your pad you'd prolly Lick the Pen and cry at memories from a Kid name Ben
- Your lines are only complex because you Suck Indeed, I crash on your slow ass Caz a Come with Speed
- Sucker Heed This is not for you, Go Smoke some Weed till you feel that your Soul is Freed
- Caz am the first one to disagree if your Going to Lead, I humiliate you till your Ghost is Concealed
- The real Demon Catcher Evil Snatcher, You Couldn't See me in Stature, This message so toxic its causing your Seems to Fracture
- I avoid people like you and take your chick on a date to impregnate by the Greenest Pasture
- While recruits aim at you like Pillage Snipers, Get hit with a thousand arrows dispatched by the Meanest Archers
- Tipped with venom for a Strange Disease I leave slashes in your Face like Chusky, A Cerebrus unleashed you just a Raging Puppy
- You prevail on sites like these because you Stand for Negativity
- You are like a horny bitch with urges unable to Battle with Tranquility
- Like a Lion grazing I Mangle with Agility, Have you making faces Gargling Acidity
- Blind your imagination in phases with a Sample Of Creativity
- Make you go insane like the Clown Posse for Facing Beings in Godly Vicinity
- I evolve to the point where am now in Par with Lucy, News Feed
- Faggot crawl back inside your Mother's Pussy, Loose Breed
- You'll be Needing New Feet to Walk Along, I'm too discrete Scrap your Song
- You and Ur bitch on my Dick like a Giant Bong, I protect the site like Defiant Kong
- I take a big shit on your CD, After this you'll wanna Be Me, They'll give you the benefit of the doubt Caz you'll never See G
- This is your Freebie, I toss you around the field like Freakin Frizzbee while Drinking Whisky
- Spin you till you Feeling Dizzy, Your curiosity will kill you Feeling Frisky? Every Hit is Risky
- Nothing will change the fact that you're Fuckin Shitty, A Fuckin Pitty in a World so Gritty
- I wipe you away like a Spit in Mural, Body slam you in the Ring like Rugal
- Pathetic idiot Liberate yourself and take a walk of shame, I don't Need your Approval
- No spot for you in the epic hall of fame, Complete Removal, I Compete to Mute All
- Like it or not the Feeling is Mutual, No one will pick you up when You Fall
- Can't reach me Im Too Tall, Throw a pun Through Brawl and I Present to your teeth a New Wall
- Your album sales are lower than a Shoe Stall, I get customers like The New Mall
- I talk to you during initiation like you Evidently Mattered, Consider your unruly reputation Permanently Shattered DT:-)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo, first off this will be the last time that I'll respond to a Motherfucker that I don't even know a motherfucker who just begs for attention...... I don't know you but you had to diss me aight yo,
- Eyo Jesodist you jealous bitch i think you don't even know who Baghead is but I already smell ya anxiousness, I stoop to this level just (jist) to show this other bastards that I'll be end them it's a Track against all those people that get erected when I smack their lips, till their parents ain't even remember them, ask the other dismembered bitches here on rappad who wanted the smoke but choked after it, now I hope after this such hoes like you will never Rap again, your faker than plastic tits combined with Micheal Jacksons skin, bleach ya body till blacky thinks he's white but he's not even disguised he's just a faggot and your even worse than that you prick, I look at the dictionary and it seems like your the definition of a faggot bitch " someone who acts like a gangster with a Lexus, chicks, Tecs and Clique but not even haves a dick cause he's a transvestite so he gets on the web and spits but he cannot rhyme so he gets slashed so quick he left the site then he comes back to it in a year and a half like hi" I'm new here I come from can-vas and I'm just a 19 year old Rapping Kid who tries to get it right, I rap and write and even battle guys" and that's it maybe it will last a bit till you fag get hit the second time by Bags Lyrics and then the fight is over you broke Fuck your dead just quit,
- I don't give a fuck about a mannequins life and I don't care about this damaged kids, they got warned before hand but they had to diss - me so I had to fight back now this crap is like that and i enjoy to hear ya cracking ribs, you get destroyed with my words they are like an Axe I slit and smoke you in a joint like cannabis together with an Hashish stick, just go and blow some old man's thing I guess you will have more success with this, earn some cash with it, enough with this shit bitch now you have to dig, now don't cry and don't ask me why this is happening you already know why! You made an fatal accident,
- I fuck around and find ya ugly transvestite spouse and punch her, Fuck her up cause-
- You go on a track talking about my mother, motherfucker only cause you don't have a mom you only got two fathers, they're literally just clowns who get down to suck him off I drown them in thousand ounces Cum to make em suffer but maybe that's the wrong way to torture such dum suckers because in fact it also could be a lot of fun huh? (Fuckin Faggots)
- Don't be scared you drowsy fuck just call the cops Slut! Anyways the next day I will search for someone other and play let's slaughter one another! (Heh!)
- I mean your one year old daughters mom the Trucker (haha)
- she's broke so I said her she could blow up as an Pornstar "what an offer!"
- Was her answer so I got her but I'm a Monster with the Chopper, duct tape her then I take my camcorder and Fuck her soft just to make her ready for the next scene it gets harder I take this thots arm and chop it off her!
- Then I let her smoke some mad weed but I told her that it's not exactly Marijuana,
- Then I push her ass against the corner and tell her now we're partners and our ex-president Obama is linked to terrorists in Ghana, he's already planning for the warfare, and right now your brother jesodist got hanged in Alabama, she screams and squirts on my sweater so I stomp her and give her some research chemicals to calm her,
- bye bitch, Look what I had to do to her after you guy dissed me with those kinda lines, shit that was a mistake that made you lifeless, I wish you could actually feel the Ice Pick that I pushed right into ya ass trough ya spline and then trough ya Fucking eyelids into ya fucking brain this was the nicest feeling I had since I raped ya wife and she cried it was very violent, fucked her till the night ended and I ejaculated on her white skin, she got really sticky like a Thai Stick, then she flew with her bicycle and told the police that I offended her but they told her " you're just high Bitch"
- Anyways Some officers asked me if she fought me I told them she not even tried it, fucked her from behind and then I turned her around to came on her nice tits, you can get hit too if you like dick! So I fucked the officers boobs and got rid of this tyre biters,
- Your just a crack bitch who's coming back spitting no facts just some fake shit, you would fuck ya dead dad In his ass to get famous,
- I just bought me some pampers I save them(thanks)
- I got diarrhoea so I release the rest of my anus on ya friends and ya pale skin! (Look!)
- you doing exactly what (sh)Ame did, you drag bring the same things, I think y'all are actually aids twins, by the way My Bars are The Shit and I flush em down the toilet so they hit you right in ya face in ya canalization, how does that feels, your not even a towel to me you fucking rat ya parents should've kept you fag in the basement,
- I cant imagine it, your family's into incest and they'll never change it, we all know your grand daddy's a rapist, man to be such an ugly dead beat and brainless deformed fool like you ya daddy must be banging his babies for over a second and half generations,
- Fuck the track I will take my hatchet and Slay this whole fuckin family I guess I'm a Racist, get the gas and the flamer and burn y'all down till nothing's left excepts ya ashes and traces, too make sure that there's really nothing left I take some Sulfuric acid and exterminate them! Haha!
- I got some bars I'm not sure if I should rap just to waste em' oh fuck it, I got blessed for this amen
- You blow so much dick your skull crushes, that's why the last job you've done fractured ya cranium!
- Got the Tec and I'm aiming at your head let it rain man,
- Hoe blood drips in my bucket such pigs like you get slaughtered just for being gross buttheads, I laugh at you patients, record the screams then it gets on my enemies playlist,
- You can't rap except you mean the plastic sheet around ya sandwich that's basic, (Bitch!)
- There's nothing special about this,
- Like when I smash your family dead in their houses, and ya youngest children dancing around it, yeah I love this writing novels yeah I really Rap till the Crowd's sick, I rap till it looks like all of this faggots in town dipped, but they just witnessed lyrical murder again and I Shout this " Fuck Jesodist and his whole fucking inbred Family Fuck Iceyy Fuck Soverita Fuck all those Jokes,
- They can't get up their broke as fuck they can suck my balls to blow ahaha!!!!"
- And your name makes me think that you're a Christian Pedophile,
- Who fucks his sisters second child, (ugh!) till this kid gets pregnant I take my shiv and slash this guys till every single one of these little faggots die, Jesodsist I don't think you'll get into ya Paradise(haha!)
- Bitch and You ain't livin the ghetto life you just drink an can of sprite,
- And wait for me to spit eleven lines, But you're done it wasn't even fun and now this lil bitch Jesod cries,
- Jesus Christ can't help you anymore he ain't bring you back to live, and you ain't will get revived,
- Cause I hope Rappad bans people who get erected by seeing pics of catlett, Kyle!
- You're scared of hell than tell me what's this planet's like?!
- With all you motherfucking Bitches now it's official you got molested twice, and I'm like ya rape victims cause me And them were both tranquilized, while you was on that Spanish fly, too bad that it's over with ya happy nights after you got stabbed 97 times with my ten inch knife, cracked the spine, head got sliced in half and by the way that was me being extra nice ;)
- Ps. It's right-You've been hanged goodbye! Motherfucker!