Battles  JESODIST vs Kr0mAz0nE

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40 LineS Text Battle. Respect Length. Round 2. Good Luck

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

JESODIST won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on September 28 2018

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Time to verbally Rock your Zone poison you with Ethanol and Gramaxone
  • I Mentor the Worse to Condone crushing your Esophagus with a Microphone
  • Bring stress like The Grandest Loans leave you Posing like Garden Gnomes
  • For coming with Garbage Flows basic like Average Poems, I'm Serious Jones massacaring Inferior Clones
  • You are a quick minute pass like Meteor Shows, A rookie not yet able to Compete with Pros
  • I Comb fields with Quick Plows lay Emcees like Trees in Rows and cross armours completely making it impossible to Shield from Blows
  • You will never be able to duplicate any of the Frees and Throws, I consume your soul like 'The Krow then toss your corpse to a Fleet of Crows
  • I'm A Real Goat Throned You're A Bigot Owned fragile like chopstick and Pidgeon Toes
  • No redemption like OL Stalone Kromazone you better prepare like you're Home Alone
  • With Force Undone I swing A Sword Of Stone to your Sunken Dome
  • And have Pieces of your Broken Bone landing on the Coast of Rome
  • You're just cheap potted meat, No Provolone/Pro Ball On, I beat you like An Ol Trombone
  • Not a King on Throne well Known All around you just a Sobbing Bumm with a Drunken Tone
  • These punches search you out like A Robot Drone, I leave you talking to yourself like I Hung the Phone
  • Your jokes are green like a Young Clown, I take you Uptown, have you Dethroned, Shown
  • This is the hardest battle so far Sun/$on just to get even I had to Dumb Down!, React fast like a Forest Run
  • Force feed you a Sack of Chum, Slash ya Gum, Tongue Smash like Plum then have you Stashed in Drum
  • You are female enough to call the Smacking Fun, I can kill you with a Plastic Gun
  • And stuff you so hard your eye sockets will be Splashing Cumm! LOL, Can't handle the drug Am On
  • Transport in Truck by Ton, You pound yourself like Buu instead of Throwing A Pun, You Corruptible Scum
  • I'm Surgically Great Murdering this Ape, Implant Hydrogen Bombs Right in his Lungs
  • That Detonate in Multiple Rounds till it Disintegrate or Crumble to Crumbs
  • Like a butcher, chop you up and Cut you in Pounds, Troubling the Slums
  • I live the life of a Horrible Sinner, Slice your throat with Scizzor while you Choke On Tiner
  • Ama Grouse Joke Redeemer slash Monstrous Creature Gubbling your Liver you Gullible Lizard
  • You struggle to pen rhymes Out of your mind Unworthy BeginnER
  • I'm Obviously Quicker Your lines are no match for spells from a Powerful Wizzard
  • I strike your planet with a fused Tornado and Blizzard, Throw daggers like The Kano Featured
  • You're The Unvield Tard that Feels Hard but not on par with a Self Healed Bard
  • I Lock things up like A Key Guard, Take pleasure in Playing the Mean Card, Bound to overshine wherever He Starred
  • Leave him severed like Pizza/Pete Saw, barbecued then savor the Skin Charred!
  • These bars be Fortified Electrified leave you Mortified and Horribly Fried
  • Underground Petrified, I point a finger and make Earth Divide splitting it from the Core Inside
  • Even with the power of poseidon you couldn't Crush this Tide, Won the case I Purposely Lied! LOL
  • You take it all in like shore that Open Wide, Couldn't win if you gave the Court a Bribe
  • Aged to perfection like the Oldest Wine I leave you looking like armadillos in Holes Confined
  • You couldn't Phaze the Minions I Enslave In Regions to Escape in Plane with Millions
  • No where Near the Gideons Leave you looking like road kill for trying to Betray the Legions
  • :-) KA

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Gotta get this battle done n out the way
  • Cause JEODIST wants to see me gone and out his way
  • Really dawg, thats fuckin lame, Does anybody on rappad listen to what this dude has to say
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  • Thinkin your a fallen angel...oh no shit
  • If thats so im callin gabriel put a choke hold on this bitch
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  • Demonic forces construct all your lines...yea right
  • Only type on construction that comes from your mind
  • Is gay ass rymes
  • N you manifest those everytime
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  • You dont want non of this heat youll end up crispy
  • Go back on netcees, please dawg leave
  • so we can earase you from history
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  • You Stinkin up the show, Reakin of BO
  • Crampin up my syle , You really have no flow
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  • Anybody on here hearin you knows, You speak in rymes and parables even in a normal convo
  • Your slow and terrible like talking to a lamo bozo
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  • Lets be honest though its cause as a child you never had time to grow
  • Lyrical misfit you a dimwit about to get a verbal knife to your throat
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  • I like to see you choke asking for air so you can live shit
  • You only breath if i decide so to be fair thats a privlige
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  • Wanna know the facts, if it walks n talks like a duck....Fuck
  • This dudes wack tryin to munipulate your fans into thinkin that you rap, When really all you do is quack
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  • If i win i want your soul, oh wait you aint got one, no
  • Thats why your flowone showone no emotion...do i need to keep go one?
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  • Cant let you off the hook cause im beastly and deranged see my angle
  • Im that evil concuicness in canes ear ispiration to kill able
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  • Ill spray bullets over there abel to make it rain every where
  • better duck when im on theses fabels, I might miss n take out your guardian angle
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  • Ill be done causin hell yall, in one jiffy dude
  • This dudes gettin fucked n screwed, By a demon named b'aal with a tube of jiffy lube
  • Please dont shoot your little rymes compared to a 22, I done took out your backup so what you gonna do
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  • "Oh shit phones ringin..."Its the devil, he said he wants to talk to you
  • Hes been stalkin you and wants to put a cock in you
  • And if you scream...hes gonna put a sock in you...ewww
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  • Eitherway you loose, if i was you id hit the booze
  • Stick a gun to my temple, sing the blues and then just shoot
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  • Now im goin back to bed admit to theses guys you loose....
  • guess bishop aint the only mother fucker thats got the juice
  • .....Im done

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