Battles  McPhilw vs JayFlow

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

JayFlow won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on July 24 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm mysterious and delirious but sometimes I am serious
  • about the fact that you are a trap and you are also hideous.
  • Get off me you bi-curious cow, I will dethrone you and remove your crown.
  • Then I will order the vet to put you down. Only 5 rounds will make you skip town.
  • My Spiderman reflexes will make me pounce around on your breakdown.
  • You better hide man, So knockdown the door this is a crackdown and I am inbound until sundown
  • like a spaceship going ape shit heading earthbound.
  • You're blind because I'm nesting in your eyes, and your wrestling.
  • But you can't win because I'm progressing at this time.
  • Stand down, your rap career is pending. Every rapper wants to see your crap ending.
  • Slowly I'm ascending and bending into my new rap form. Quit pretending like you know more.
  • Well guess what? You don't you little rap whore.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • fetch me your low #I#Q, #I can solve all of your dumb #questions
  • It's me who you're #testin, but dude, you be the one #guessin
  • suggestions for this kid? all his words need work and direction
  • might give him the right correction, to say stop writing, find methods
  • that help you overcome that complex dyslexic impression
  • cause those words are stuffed and wedged in, like a fat booth section
  • i got a sweet rap tooth to eat whoever steps, into my best schemes
  • catch you up by the legs, try your best, get loose? in ya wet dream!
  • get's you #leaping to oldies when, i #hip #hop, then #ribbit to the next scene
  • My mind is the best stream, of meshing dreams, a ticket to the next thing
  • bitch please, you can't get in the #head of an MC, only give it to an MC
  • your girls #undressing, #lettuce see her lick this dick, then get ta #dressing

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