DEFENDER'S RAP

• woke up from a nap to find these lyrics
• sorry for whats about to go down im a fuckin cynic
• you're cumming at me like your ray j
• in this scenario im kim k
• gonna take that one to the face
• but watch out now im fuckin irate
• say another bar and you'll test your fate, too late
• telling me to run away like your dad did
• nows not the place to send your issues kid
• but if you're still lonely
• ill be your stepdad homie
• making all the rules while i let your mom blow me
• then ill start with the smackdown
• careful ill hurt more than your feelings, now
• we'll see whose gagged beat up and tied, wow
• beat you til your black and bruised, how
• you still gonna make chinese food, ow
• think its time you bow the fuck
• down