DEFENDER'S RAP

• Brown slim shady that's crazy
• I've been hearing so much shit lately
• so many of these writers are just fucking lazy
• you said be original, that'd be a miracle
• if you took your own advice
• and stop spitting all these silly lies
• recognise that i'm part god, part man in disguise
• you probably sitting at your computer
• thinking your a smart shooter
• loser, whats good about your future?
• I'l admit you got some humor
• but next time take some more time
• and make sure that you nail every rhyme
• before you knock on hell's door
• in search of war see before,
• i used to think i was hardcore
• but then i grew up
• you want blood? then bend over there like a good little slut.