Battles R0p0 vs TheRealDeal
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The MOTIVATION of upcoming rappers is minimal,
- That's why I beat them senseless, leaving their pigment indigo,
- I rape verses and fuck rap from behind, but I'm no criminal,
- I'm healthy for hip-hop, I'm labeled very nutritional,
- For dumb asses who don't have BRAINS, my rhymes are educational,
- Whenever I read someone's verse, the shit is predictable,
- Another basic bitch, an alcoholic, they're typical,
- But when it comes to me, my rhymes are irresistible,
- I'm on the CLOCK, so I strive to come up faster than imaginable,
- I keep every damn line one-hundred percent original, your
- a dickhead one piece of crap you couldent find your house
- so you had to use a map oh wait you dont have a house
- but i see why your a fish in american dad your clouse
- nigga i said i need a doctor so i called my house they said i aint
- a field copper fuck this shit your bringing home the bacon your
- fucking miss piggy why you having fun with your retards
- you fuck the man so hard he had to get his rappin bars
- yo homer simpson you have to many guys so you had to lips'em
- ronaldinho go fuck a bitch and leave your automatic reaload
- i aint done you eat to much raisens originally from bun
- i think you've wasted your time wheres your black and white
- costume you have to get ready to mime you know what
- you aint so brilliant your a fucking vegiterian just like jillian.
- your in school you have a pencil you cant even flick if you
- dont want that i think you would like lil waynes dick even tho
- your too blk i read people's mine's they said you make them sick i dont wanna
- finnish the rap but thats the last lap.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I spy a couple of honeys
- Walking down the block
- I tell 'em, "Get on your knees
- an suck on my cock"
- And then they bite 'till it bleeds,
- they tug and they pull,
- Well they can do as they please
- My dick is invincible
- I got balls of iron
- and a cock of steel
- You know this ain't fiction 'cause
- I'm keeping it real.
- So I pull down this bitches shorts
- And smell a horrible stink
- But I don't give a damn
- 'cause I'm all up in the pink.
- And then I pull out her titties,
- And damn are they fine,
- I can hardly think,
- These tits are blowing my mind.